Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't you know how much I just wanted to be you in high school?

And 3x1 is 3 of course

as an ending to this article,

When the government says shut downs are necessary

work, Merk, work, Merk, work it.

we've been going out for five years,

Um... Please come here.

This is not a half-a-page article.

You had such a shot at playing college ball.

Josie, maybe Gus has a point.

OK, maybe we should sit down.

we have a special cake for you.

Hey, seriously, last time I saw you, did I look fat?

I feel like I'm really ready to do it.

And there's still that one guy,

That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen.

Hey, you remember that story?

If this man accepts my apology,

Look, I get to have a sword.

But safe sex is really important.

a pompous American, I would go with E-R.

She's, like, the heiress to the Ex-Lax fortune.

This is a projectile launcher.

well... I like a man who gets right to the point.

She told me Baby, when you race today

So let's hear something about you.

in the back of a van, you're gonna wish you'd listened to your mom

I'm Rob's prom date.

Love could come along

We’re DNA, Double Helix

Marshall, "the Duke"?

"To say to Phoebe 'Mistress, know thyself.'

Man, you were wasted.

High school would not have been the same without him.

I don't wanna put extra pressure on you,

I ask him to come kiss me

Maybe we could all go on a double date.

Are you sure you're 1 7?

You are a great writer.

But I guess you'd actually know that if you passed bio.

when she makes love to me

..20-minute handstand. Freaked the yogi right out.

There's something I wanna tell you, too.

A vintage classic. It's just for a couple of months.

Love is what I came for Love is what's in store for

The right guy's out there. I'm just not gonna

It's OK for an after-school job and all,

Um... we've combined a few classes today here for the seminar.

I have to go die now.

If the bucket's a-rocking, don't come a-kn-kn-knocking!

(over PA) This is Sydney, student body president.

I shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you. I'm sorry.

His girlfriend.

My family raised sheep.

I'm sorry. I didn't know they were assigned.

Just water and ex lax til Aunt Pattys!

It took me forever to get here.

I wanna be radio jockey, a journalist, a chemist, a professional pianist & violinist

Oh, sorry, there's no room at this table.

Uh... you like a guy, you do it with him.

and I have never fully recovered.

You drinking tonight?

Billy Prince is asking me to the prom?

(Suburban Life by Kottonmouth Kings playing)

Find out who you are

Shakespeare's point is that when we're in disguise, we feel freer.

Don't worry, Rob. I put premium gasoline in her.

Bali? The island nation of Bali.

Cos when we get the money and the power, the women come to me.

Um... They had a really nice facility.

It's not gonna kill you to relax and have some fun.

In a land called Every Man's Fantasy.

well, that'll teach me to wear white jeans after Labor Day.

I came by to check on you. I was worried about you.

Hey, wait. Like, how good?

Bleuch. It's like the All-Humiliation Network.

This is fine. This is fine.

You can't refuse to sell me a ticket to prom.

Pain in the vag! It's my new phrase spread it around it'll catch on like wildfire!

I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!

Some of us will always be rattling cages.

You'll get jiggy with them.