Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is when I'm playing ball, when I'm part of a team?

The game isn't over. I just thought it was.

bribery, people jumping off buildings.

posed as a student and told you to like me.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

you're the one.

The prom is going to be rufus. what's "rufus"?

Roger from Op-Ed?

Love is what you came for

Tom Cruise, Risky Business.

Call me when you've got it.

The poem. I knew he'd like the poem!

brand-new helmet, signed by Gordie Howe.

This is what I know.

In the midnight hour...

You graduated at the top of your class. You work for a newspaper.

(mouths) Rufus?

Did I tell you that Lisa has hemorrhoids?

No, but I'm closing the pool.

May I have five minutes on the clock, please?

Billy Prince is asking you to the prom.

You know, you should go out every now and then.

I'll get my mom's car and I'll drive.

(Cut Chemist Suite by Ozomatli playing)

through her Harlequin Romance phase.

OK, anyone else?

I don't believe this. George? Hm?

That is so wrong.

we got some underage hotties on our hands here.

But there's something different about asking in person.

I have some notes.

(chuckles) Anita? what?

Don't worry. I'm gonna straighten this all out.

Someone's gettin' hooked up!

when I finally get kissed, I'll know.

Thank you all for coming.

on a yacht in the South of France.

for three weeks, and I had to read about this in the Trib.

Do you know the sports guy, Jim Lakin?

Hi, hello. willkommen! Entrez, entrez.

This is so not a dream.

A couple of months is like ten years in Bambi life.

I was just trying to do my job, and then things happened.

Hustle, hustle! Come on, girls!

what are you thinking about?

"That thing"? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I don't know how that happened.

But you're 23 years old.

Love is for free

I have seen your tapes. Compelling stuff.

Excuse me, I'm trying to get to a tennis game.

Excuse me. what's in the coleslaw?

to have sex with the school mascot

Oh, my God. Loser!

Right. Right, right.

(She Bop by Cyndi Lauper playing)

The bulk of it will be about the pimento loaf.

(Gibby) Hey, Rob.

one person to think you're cool, and you're in.

I don't need your notes. I need your story.

Social Distancing

Gibby gave me champagne!

what is this? Like a lemon-meringue pie color or something?

Commence convention preparations! Just water & ex-lax til convention

Damn, girl. You are a writer.

That's, of course, if it's OK with the rest of the double helix.

Tell you a story. My first season of peewee hockey...

So, I'll see you tonight, 7.30, Na-Na's, right?

You have it defining the copy, and I'm

(British accent) I'm late for lab.

whoo! whoo! Yeah!

Hey, Rob. what do you wanna be when you grow up?

In a land to a shining sea

I made friends with a whole table of Rastafari.

Hearing everything you said

I had my own office, unlimited stationery supplies

Everybody goin' nuts?

How do we arrange this? what do I do?

Hello, you guys.

Don't you want to show 'em? Gus, Billy Prince, yourself.

Yes, exactly. Major rufus.

You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea!

about my policy on interoffice dating.

This is my ninth inning.

You will spend your lives trying to keep others down

Did I just say that out loud?

Me. Queens' College

They're goucho pants. I got them on sale

It's not that hard, Josie.

I'm not Josie Grossie anymore.