Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't have a boyfriend.
I only made it to the parking lot.
Yeah, with the reading comprehension of a 1 5-year-old.
Everything will turn out all right
It's about this shy copy editor
We're DNA. DOuble Helix?
Call me when you do.
My plan till Paola’s bday
You know, I'll tell you a story, OK?
(Cumbia de los Muertos by Ozomatli playing)
OK.
Absolutely.
Oh, my God. I'll make it easy.
All right, let's play ball, kids! Come on!
South Glen South competes every year for best prom.
You're only
I wanna be a weekend flutist, a potter, a painter.
whoa!
Help! I'm stuck.
You know, like, have sex for the first time.
(Sera) Brett!
Hi. I'm Guy.
(Don't worry, Baby by the Beach Boys playing)
"No sooner they met, but they looked.
Hi. Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy.
That sounds great.
(Ozomatli member) Let me hear you say "yeah"!
I bet if you had your Gordie Howe helmet on you'd feel better.
Wieners I got hot wieners
(bell rings)
Must have water. what do I look like? A waitress?
You'll start at shortstop.
You do.
and I got him to look at your writing,
I didn't know it was gonna catch on like it did.
Oh, what she does to me
(cheering)
I even got thrown out of a game once for fighting.
This is where the stories are.
I've been happy in the past five years
vitamin T, H and C. It's good for you. Eat it up.
I play it back A hundred times in my head
That you can go in there and be friends with them and get your story?
Maybe you should forget about sitting with us, too.
when you're old enough,
Dude, you rock, man.
Do you... Do you wanna...
Nice to meet you.
No Roger from Op-Ed?
And so I propose this,
Tell him the whole story.
Kirsten, Kristin, Gibby! what's up, girlfriends?
The meeting just began. Let me start by saying
Firecracker
Off the chart.
(toilet flushes)
But we will have a story, OK?
(class boos)
The meeting just ended.
That does it, Geller. Drop, give me 20. No...
I can't do it.
(Standing By by willis playing)
That's nice.
Josie, this isn't a joke.
and you can't promenade alone, can you?
Bali, the island nation of bali
write a poem about this, geek!
My new Mantra
we've got nothing. Zippo.
'Cause it feels so good sometimes
(Billy continues laughing)
He's aggressive. He grabs the bull by the balls.
Nauseated. I look nauseated.
give it up for Mr. Coulson and Miss Knox!
Take a look at what sells: sex scandals,
what are you doing here?
Yeah! Yeah!
As you've probably noticed, this certainly isn't English.
That's gonna leave a mark.
Come on. I'm just making conversation.
That's funny because, actually,
Here, try these.
You guys don't think I can do this?
I know.
(Girls Move Their Butts by Grandmaster Slice playing)
Excuse me, do you guys think that we could work out some kind of schedule,
where the children are free
Yeah. It's very lame.
The way you loved me, loved me
Jo-Jo, look up.
All right, that's it.
(Cumbia de los Muertos by Ozomatli playing)
No!
I don't have anything to do tonight,
Josie's odds are 3-1,
Josie, I told you Bambi's a cheap, regular girl.
Maybe I could talk to Rigfort.
Love is for free
the pantheistic culture of India. India...
Bigger than prom,
It's romantic, and they wanna be a part of it.