Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Firecracker. He was a firecracker!

OK, I'll be out in a jiffer.

wow, you make a really beautiful prom queen.

will remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up.

See, if I get on the South Glen baseball team,

Now get out there and get him!

Oh, my God! I'm... I'm actually speechless!

And for one moment you get this amazing gift.

It's a special cake, a ganja cake. It has vitamin A, vitamin B,

Though I must speak for all of us here.

All right, all right, look up, girl.

Nothing but exlax and water till vegas

Have some cake.

Yeah, it's a little-known fact.

I'm in the minors. It's game time!

Yes, desperately.

Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie!

Guess what. what?

what is the status of your story?

It’s my new, cool, hip hashtag. Spread it around.

That is so sad.

We’re mitochondrial DNA.. double helix.

Um, by the way, it's "depend" because there's no S.

He just said that.

I said to myself,

Miss Kristin Davis...

It's an analogy.

Trust me, I'm not the kind of girl who does things like this.

Is this chocolate? OK.

And I just wanna say that the burning sensation is totally normal.

and now she wants me to move to New York.

I'm sorry I'm late.

and that high school hasn 't changed.

It's been done.

I received an assignment, my first as a reporter,

Ladies and gentlemen...

I never made it to my prom.

(Mr. Coulson) whoa.

Actually, it's the plunging headfirst

I am Josie Geller, high-school student, senior class 1 999.

You know, last night at 7.30?

The way you loved me, loved me

I'd say you could have whatever you wanted, young lady.

The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning.

Look over here!

Commence convention preparations! Just water & flax til convention

and he agreed to meet with you.

Try being named after a guitar-playing pussycat.

Guys, Guy's guys!

South Glen, class of 1999,

Standard American calls for E-R.

Hey, hey, hey, Merkin ain't jerkin'. He's workin'. OK?

Now, this is the story.

Get to know them, very well!

for my first real kiss.

All right. Battery, transmitter. Plug it in.

I'd like you to meet Lara.

Tell me about it.

what I ended up finding was myself,

So this is my chance.

It's my new, cool, hip word. Spread it around like wildfire.

Josie the Pussycat.

that could ruin my senior prom?

Josie, do you remember high school?

would have resulted in last month's cover story?

would be OK with you calling me that.

It's OK, cos you're in uniform.

will I play in the championship game?

Oh, my God. There's so many people here.

A geek to the core, most of my childhood was spent

There's no lid.

I just registered. Check it out.

I mean, "surprise", I was hoping...

It’s all about hydration.

I will stand on the pitcher's mound

who seems so perfect in every way.

what do you think we are? Amateurs?

when you're my age,

How about "the '80s"?

Man I don’t love her

For, oh, I don't know how long

I am happy. Besides, you are looking at

George? what are you doing here?

"Josie Geller Blows Her Cover."

Focus. Good work, good work. Easy, easy. Good work.

(Erase/Rewind by The Cardigans playing)

Josie, you totally and completely screwed both of us.