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You have to stop him.
Oh, thanks, buddy.
Axl! Get them home!
You may.
el demonio que contrate pa que me protegiera por toda la eternidad
Axl Heimdallson...
But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty.
No... I'm workshopping it.
You want the kids back?
I've missed you so much.
What does he mean, reach Eternity?
This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out.
The heavy atmosphere there has a darkness like no other.
Korg!
I did it!
That's right.
Stormbreaker!
Pov Jmd
So now...
And you know who won't help her?
and they go down to a little lava pool, and they hold hands over the hot lava...
And now, you're just trying to find answers in the bottom of a bottle...
calls.
was becoming quite the warrior.
Yeah, they're not talking.
Can we do my plan now?
Sorry.
See you down there.
brief nudity
Turns out the only part of a Kronan that's alive is his mouth.
Bringer of Light.
Home.
When people find out they start acting weird. They're just different.
We're in a cage made of spikes.
I'm scared.
But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy...
folds space, so that point A and point B...
Where are the emotion gods?
No, you left. You did.
-Huge source of inspiration. -That's really good.
Mjolnir?
What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
ZZZ (2018)
It's tough.
Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.
-G N' R. -Astrid...
somehow, it just made sense.
I don't wanna talk about the temple.
Results are still coming back the same.
You cannot come to the orgy!
Asgardian problems...
I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast.
How are the children?
Particularly now, in times of crisis.
Yes! Thunderbolt!
So, you got a girlfriend?
Gorr! Stop!
When two Kronans wanna make a baby, they get together inside a mountain...
I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor.
Who's so cool?
Yeah.
I know you can.
and etched their names in history.
Grape?
Call the axe.
and meetings that could've been raven-mail.
So whatever you wanna do, we can do together.
It's unlikely, sadly.
Hey! There you are.
All you have to do is destroy that sword.
Didn't find them.
I'll fight it my way, okay?
Coming, guys!
Cool. Gonna check this place out.
Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer.
And although Jane didn't want to admit it...
Yes, she's yours.
Hey!
And we're all gonna make some babies
Come to me.
-Kill all the gods. -Summon the ̶B̶I̶F̶R̶O̶S̶T̶ Unionen
Means you pretty much have to die in battle...
Hey, kids.
My daughter is the lucky one.
-Axl! -It's asshole. Now listen to him!
I love you, sweetie.
and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me.
Do you understand me, Hercules?
and I meditated. Did you meditate?
Hello.
Thor.
Hey.
Well, FYI...
You okay?
Hurrah!
Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you.