Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It used to be that being a god, it meant something.

Is this guy for real?

No. You're not.

-you look after them, okay? -Okay.

I know your pain, but this isn't the way.

Anything goes here...

I think I lost my kidney.

but I told them that everything is going to plan.

-I said Axl. -Astrid.

and, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going...

I'll give you one guess.

The one that got away.

Asgard is next.

I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, pick up the kids, kill the bad guy...

But what's important is we are on our way to you right now.

If it's revenge you seek...

You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.

but now, peace shall reign.

Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!

They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.

The point is, we are going into the Shadow Realm...

And you want me not to do that?

I was unworthy. I was unable to pick up that hammer.

What's a Necrosword?

You have a sister.

So, I was thinking...

Who's the new guy?

-And mad. -Okay, I'll stop talking.

He's not going to make it.

-Everyone, please... -Where are the children?

How are you feeling?

I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.

They have traveled far, and have been given many names.

I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay?

This is Glenda. We're married.

They will fear us again...

Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses.

I wanna finish that mission.

We are safe here.

I don't know, maybe we should split up.

with a dude I met called Dwayne.

It has the ability to slay gods...

I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on.

You're next, Odinson!

I'm now known as Axl.

Who could have done something like this?

You better come back to me.

How's the Einstein-Rosen Bridge?

What kind of father would I be...

Yep. Jumped the gun.

Guys, they're bleeding. Get them to the infirmary. Now!

Wish us well, for we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens.

and taught us all what it means to be worthy.

-You survived. -Oh, shit.

Time is not right now.

the last time I saw you, or didn't see you, because you left.

It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands since the dawn of time.

So basically, we're up against a cursed, shadow-zombie kidnapper.

My hero, Zeus...

No, no. Too busy, don't have time, you know?

And their legend suddenly became myth.

I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest of it, she needs work.

Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own...

Who do you think we are? The god police?

Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.

Battle experience?

to the Asgardian shake.

You cannot come to the orgy!

Stormbreaker, take us home.

The God Butcher is coming.

Start the ship, my friends.

All right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge...

And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.

A human handshake...

Because I love you.

I've been meaning to apologize.

Now you're leaving again.

She looked boring before.

We need to find the damn remote so we can download the distress signal!

Why should I seek love?

Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.

couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.

-I'll start the ship. -Thank you.

Well, where are they?