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But I don't know...
-Break a leg. -I'll break all his legs.
-Yes, there's a plan. -There's no plan.
and all it might hold.
Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you.
Trying to figure out who I am, and just felt a little bit lost.
I'll call the axe when you call the dentist.
Stormbreaker, stop this!
I knew a little girl just like you.
What do we know about this guy?
This thing. This thing.
Like that.
Now...
Now collect your weapons.
For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...
Bae, your cape's on fire.
You know nothing of being a god.
So, it's like a wishing well?
It's not a card.
Better to close off your heart than feel the pain.
No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with.
but that hammer is killing you.
Yeah. Something like that.
Great seeing you.
Beautiful.
Now your meaningless life finally does have a purpose.
Silence! Silence!
And then the goat boat came in, rescued us...
May you make as many memories with her as I have.
But today you're Asgardians.
Every god watches over their own peoples.
Thor, where are you?
Thank you for looking after my son.
Have some wine, have some grape.
Come, come, gather round.
An actual holiday!
But you taught me...
I hereby open...
Look up there, guys!
Okay, no, time out.
It is people. It is you!
-Kill all the gods. -Summon the Unionen
I knew you could do it.
-Korg. Korgi! -Here I am!
Oh, no. No. Korg!
But it is a top-notch team...
-The stripy ones? -They look nice.
And Thor read that note.
And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...
He's famous for his entrances.
We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding-dong.
but it slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means...
And you guys, go tie those goats to the front.
Did you say Zeus?
Thor.
Welcome to Valhalla.
And flick!
Mommy, don't leave me.
Really?
when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
Even Heimdall's son...
We were just talking.
So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
You cannot come to the picnic!
I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday."
just trying to get out.
Fifteen minutes to departure!
I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died.
The old ex-girlfriend.
Listen.
I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.
Did you pray to the gods...
In times like this, we need to unite, come together.
But to those who know them best...
if they be true of heart is therefore worthy...
Remember that the Gate to Eternity is at the literal center...
I mean, it's not really what I'm into...
Thor.
-Okay.
You wanna tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window?
Let go of my friend.
Play that one.
but listen, you stole this beautiful weapon.
I wanna be with you, Jane.
That means escaped.
When we get together We're gonna get it on
You have suffered.
Look at you.
Flick to hard Damn it
So how you feeling with the old stab wound?
I put my faith in a higher power...
you must stay.
Come on. Come on, buddy.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?
The future of Asgard was secure.
God of Disaster...
Don't touch everyone's favorite things. Don't touch everyone's favorite things.
What?
How do you feel now?
I wanna kill this guy.
Have you told anyone else besides me?
but they will not help you.
Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster?
We're here to take you home.
-You love them. -No, I don't.
Jane Foster.
Not on the children.
He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
What's this?