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If that's all...
Jane, none of us know how long we have.
Is this the purpose of the gods?
Half our soldiers are always dead!
Well, listen, I know what it's like to be scared.
and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty...
-Thor! -Take Sif to the infirmary.
I was just feeling tired, and then they told me I have Stage Four.
Yeah, sure.
We can collectively take credit for that because we worked as a team.
One, yes, I am scared.
-Yeah. -Like when Hela stole his hammer...
He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy...
-Thinking what? -I'm thinking it too.
Feelings? What, for Jane?
The God Butcher could use you to find us.
Hey.
Giant goats!
I am Groot!
Let's go.
No! Leave me here.
Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go.
I want to die a warrior's death.
Listen to the grown-ups...
have been left completely unprotected.
Jane Foster.
We have lost everything, my lord.
The last time we had feelings were...
Nor did I.
Not good. Two...
Right?
Join me or die!
King Yakan, tell them what happened here today.
Okay, cool. Come on!
The land is dry.
On the battlefield. In battle.
It's invitation only, so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in.
Go to Eternity.
No. No, sorry.
The sink would say otherwise.
What happened here?
Once you blade, you never fade. Right, Korg?
You're right. We can't just go marching in there. It could be a trap.
You know where we are.
He got in shape.
The sword chose you.
you got properly humiliated.
Hey, how's it going, kids?
hoping it would save her...
-Jane? -I was okay with it.
Can I borrow that for a second?
(GROANS)
What's goin' on out there?
And she was brave, and she was smart...
Well, you know what they say, never meet your heroes.
I mean, eventually.
They don't ask us for rain.
summon the Bifrost.
Now you just gotta get this out of my...
Let me ask you a question...
Anthony Armanino is the man, the myth, the legend
They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes.
Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
Well, he's a head. And you...
CROCRO ADVENTURE (2020)
You are Thor...
Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it.
You are now cursed!
You have finally joined our fight.
Oh, look.
Yes!
Essentials only, everyone.
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
They're behind me, aren't they?
I suppose we both left and both got left.
maybe Viking space magic.
I'm not sure. I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet.
Zeus, this is bigger than us.
Feels like a promise.
And then, one night, it did give.
And now our sacred temple has been left unguarded...
I'm sorry, Thor.
Nk
Sorta acting a little weird before. I just haven't really been myself lately.
And secondly...
Maybe not.
Protect my love.
but I'd probably die, and that won't help get the kids back...
This is Octy. Hello, Octy.
He also wields the Necrosword. How do I know that?
My friends, we must not quarrel.
she was scared of loss as well.
Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
Yes. To planet Asgard.
So beautiful. So rare.
This is Glenda. We're married. This is Glenda. We're married.
Yeah, it's a little hot in...
Yeah.
-He travels through shadows. -And he creates monsters with them.
-But then our gods were murdered. -Murdered?
It's a handsome card.
Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
This is all our fault.
I renounce you.
So, I think to use somebody's secret weapon like this...
-Quite a reunion, huh? -You're telling me.
I am Groot.
No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings.
Well, I ain't digging through their crap.
As is tradition, the protectors of our world are bestowed with great beasts.
It's gobbling up all my fruit.
What is pain but a construct invented by the weak?
You answer the other calls. The galaxy needs its Guardians.
and its pieces started glowing and swirling, and then...
You flicked too hard, damn it!
Who is this madman?
That movie explains everything really clearly.
Yeah, you can't get married on every single planet we land on.
Good one, Dad.
If not, we can just use them for meat...
Many children.
Well done, everybody.
You ever feel lost...