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Ah, did it?
You and Mjolnir, you know.
Kill all the gods.
Which you accepted, and now must take with you.
and I think it's getting better.
Rapu.
I have loved before. It didn't work out.
pretty boy...
?
What's the point of more time of this?
What are you talking about? Warsong's awesome.
Buddy, if I may...
Choose love.
-Axl. -Astrid.
Where? Where are you? I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
Especially not Zeus' bum.
It's perfect.
-(SWORD STABBING) -(FLOWER GODS GASPING)
-Oh, hey! -Hey.
All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?
We gotta get her out of here!
It doesn't feel like a curse.
No, that's not it. No, that's not it.
Slow down.
I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.
Now, I return to Asgard to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne...
You have suffered.
which is how I've been feeling for a long time.
That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
Which is why you need to come, 'cause I need one.
Into the snake that you cannot trust.
Your father taught me and I'm gonna teach you.
Yes.
Not her.
This is not my fault. I've never even seen these things...
he will not reach Eternity.
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And again.
I'm okay.
So, Chill, baby cake
No, that's not it.
I'm sorry.
but you're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you...
Father!
Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.
now, you shut up.
No, that's not it. No, that's not it. No, that's not it. No, that's not it.
That's the sound of lightning.
Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.
Funny.
Just as the sword empowered me...
and I intend to honor his wishes.
Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.
and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
No, no, no. That's gotta stay in there.
You need your energy to fight this thing.
After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are.
My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
Finally!
-Hi.
Ready to go for a ride?
Anxious.
I'm putting them down.
And that's my look.
What?
Can you do that?
I love being king. I love my people...
when your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
So, chill, baby cake.
Fine, I'll wear the boots.
You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing.
-All right, let's go get it! -No, no, no, wait!
But wait! Brother!
I mean, we're gonna die.
She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering...
Jane, it's Stage Four.
the God of Thunder.
Yeah?
All right, here we go. Distress calls.
Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
All right. Everybody, just relax. The goats are gonna be fine.
And his brother, again.
We open on some sleeping children.
We have suffered...
Yes.
That's essential.
Do you think my god will be there, Ninny of the Nonny?
Cowards must have run away. We'll find them.
We need you here.
Real busy.
They begged you for mercy...
If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps?
Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years...
Take care of my crew. This is gonna be hard for them.
No, that's not it.
that goes something like this...
-What are you doing? -She's taking minutes.
-Yes, you do. -I've never had that in my life.
"I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead and..."
Especially after their king made them all go to self-defense classes.
Mighty Zeus!
The one that got away.
Terrible!
I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
Such as...
He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.
Don't touch my things.
Not to worry. Got it open and got you all sorts of goodies.
Gods of the universe...
Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
It's his source of power. He won't survive long without it.
'cause I've got my weapon out there.