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CHRISSY: Aah!
- Or a sex scene with Regé-Jean Page.
If he didn't push her like he always does--
I'm sick of this "Freaky Friday" bull--[grunts]
after my family bike ride after school
LUNCH LADY: Don't you fucking touch that!
- This would all be easier, dickhead, if you told me
DARLENE: Ooh, driving without my lumbar pillow
So when he gets back, why don't you tell him
BENNIGAN: Uh, this feels problematic.
- [laughs] Yes. We both know this very well.
Burgers.
♪♪ Oh, baby ♪♪
- Pee pee poo poo. BOTH: Pee pee poo poo.
Now!
that doesn't add up at all.
- Like community service?
ALL: [gasp] - Way past that point, asshole.
He slept with my wife.
- I control your bowel movements, Erwin.
- Ta-da!
I would be at the helm of Maximus Dawnus with you
- Holy shit. That actually felt great.
ALL: [gasp] - Oh, shit.
- There was never a "we."
I'm an ally.
I will be with my daughter, you dumb fuck.
- Pee pee poo poo.
- [grimaces] Yes, sweetie. I'm here.
Soon you'll be butchering the clergy.
- You're kind of like a superhero.
What deal are we talking about?
- Uh, I possessed hundreds of thousands of humans
[portal whooshes]
Oh, I'm doing it.
CHRISSY AS PETER: Okay, bye!
[dramatic music]
- [speaking gibberish]
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