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- Awesome time as always, Daddy-o.
- [laughs]
- Just because I'm having fun with Dad doesn't mean
- Uh, thank--thank you?
that would be-- - Then I can possess my cake
It is my job to look out for you.
Even when I try to do good, it turns bad.
STUDENT: What the fuck just happened?
Looks like she got a little carried away?
♪♪ And you need a little lovin' ♪♪
in exchange for everything in my name.
- I created him.
This isn't about her. It's about us.
- Welcome to the duality of me, little buddy.
Oh, my God, I'm in!
I'm a person, not an appendage.
on time and space,
STUDENT: What the fuck is wrong with everybody here?
♪♪ To make it all right ♪♪
[grunts]
Single motherhood is tough, ain't it?
[foghorn blares]
- Get out of him, you son of a bitch!
I'm into it. - What the fuck is this?
I would never do that for Craig.
- Wh-what?
[dramatic music]
CLEARE: Cunning serpent, you shall no more
from that yak farmer you call a wife--
And so I relinquished to you
and she'll be begging to ditch her mom to live with me.
but evil Chrissy just caught a bird and ate it.
- Whoo! Makes you work up a sweat.
Pretty good, eh?
[both grunting]
[distorted voice] Eat a dick. CLEARE: [grunting]
STUDENTS: Ew.
- [grimaces] - [laughs nervously]