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You wanted it so bad, you could taste it.
and have them built in your district.
- Okay, walk this way. - Yeah.
to raise the debt ceiling without budgetary offsets.
How did you know I have a minivan?
Oh, okay.
I don't need your subtle charm on this.
That's perfect timing, isn't it? Yeah?
Okey-dokey, Annie Oakley.
she ruined Thanksgiving,
A little.
You're not hot. Gary Welsh at State is. You're a typo.
I think all this meeting and greeting has really made me work up an appetite.
- Do you like Korean barbecue? - It's okay.
But then no one wins, you dumbass.
I know exactly who you are.
You're such a liar! Why did you even join my ticket in the first place?
I am on a career rocket ship to Mars right now, Dan,
Who's 22? The Elephant Man?
I can't wait to see who's number one this year.
Did you tell her that? Are you wearing cologne?
Don't people around here have anything better
Hockey. Great sport. Thank you.
Ooh, we got Graves.
Indeed I do, yeah.
that I am not someone who would piss away my presidency
- Thank you for your support. - Thank you.
Well, you got me. I'm gay, so...
I'm looking forward to some bowling.
- MAN: Ladies and gentlemen... - Here, take it.
- Oh. - Mike, where's the president?
How am I not on The Hill's 50 Hottest Staffers list this year?
Can't even see the guy that Jonah's yelling at.
- (GARY GROANS) - (GULPS)
Why was he meeting with Purcell at a Korean barbecue place?
She's single, divorced, has a kid.
Let me know if you have any questions. Hi. Jonah Ryan.
- What did I do? - You've got to come meet my daughter.
I know all about your meeting with Marwood and Purcell.
Just wanted to reconfirm that I can still count on your vote.