Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because you're a bully and Jonah Ryan stands up to bullies.
- Let's cut the shit, Selina. - Oh, here it is.
Does she know I'm not the president of Cuba?
What? Well, that just makes a mockery of the very idea of hot rankings.
I saw a blanket out front that said Air Force One on it.
- You're number 26, Mr. Egan. - Yeah, five years in a row now.
That is the end of the third period.
You can count on my vote, Madam President.
- How are you? - He asked.
Are they gonna get put away or something?
REPORTER: Good evening. We begin with some shocking footage
faster than you can bedazzle a fucking sweatshirt.
you look like us, but there's a little piece missing.
Turns out there's an actual guy by that name. They put him in instead.
Oh, Polly, look at this.
Well, he must be stopped.
Take care. (CLEARS THROAT)
But what could O'Brien offer him that's better than the vice presidency?
WOMAN: Madam President.
- Oh, bullshit! - Okay, well, then I got no fucking idea.
And if I do win, I will have my administration
- What are you doing? - What?
Would you vote to raise the debt ceiling?
and to me.
- Mazel. Yeah. - Good luck.
Oh, Candi Caruso is who you are.
- That's great. - Tom!
Or do I need to shove a box of White House M&Ms
Okay, hold on. Let me see if I can just explain this to you
Although either one would explain why she never shaves her legs.
- Then what did she say, Will? - She's pretty furious about it, sir.
and squirt a half gallon of ropey jism
- Your name is Jonah, right? - Yeah.
And, by the way, by messing around with that pretty boy
the vote goes to the Senate. I explained this on election night.
Never. You know what I really have a hankering for?
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, darling.
Mother Mary dry humping a pillow.
Oh, all my friends are here.
Look at this picture. No way, look who's 21.
You listen to me, you fucking weirdo.
JONAH: Hi. Jonah Ryan. Thanks for coming out tonight.
I should thank you 'cause it was a wake-up call
Fuck me, Amadeus.
And moments before you're about to come
You noticed the hockey references? Shit, I thought they were seamless.
- I am engaged. Mm-hmm. - (GASPS) Wow!