Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

all captured on amateur video.

Before I ran for Congress, I was a stay-at-home mother of six.

- Wonderful, thank you. - And Happy New Year. Nadia, let's go.

out there for special advisor, but she insisted she couldn't think of any, so...

in Bozeman on 9/11?

- Thank you so much. - This is Paul Graves, purple state.

(SIGHS) I had such plans for you, Richard.

- But he's really a sweetheart. - Oh, how nice.

- Hey, 21. - Hmm.

Jim, if our nation's enemies decide to drop the puck on hostilities,

- What's that? - Korean barbecue.

Okay. I get that. I respect that.

- Abstain? - Yes, ma'am.

and she's got your balls in her hand

she says, Nyet, after much prayerful consideration,

God, Polly's not gonna think that I was yelling at her, will she?

Oh, what a feeling, I am dancing on the debt ceiling.

♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, a dreidel I will play... ♪

Congressman, the president would love to have a clutch with you in the Green Room.

- No, I am fucking you tonight. - I'm gonna fuck you.

No, no. Right. Ma'am, let me explain.

This is mainly focused on our first responders.

If no one gets a majority in the House,

- Please? - All right, I'll talk to everyone.

That doesn't look like Santa.

- Couple times. - Good.

'Cause I don't know what you're trying to say.

or any of the other great female golfers

Aw, bless your pea-pickin heart!

I have a question. I need to know how you...

Oh, I love your district.

Every year it means a month of horny Senate aides looking down my blouse.

(PHONES BUZZES)

then our navy and our allies will be very glad

- I can't. I can't. - Mike.

God, I feel like somebody's playing a trick on him.

I would like to get back to questions

- Madam President, hello. - Merry Christmas.

And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up

in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress.

Come on, Tom. You wanted to fuck me that night.

It looks really beautiful.