Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So... - Mmm, yeah.

All roads through Colorado go through me

Richard's not gonna get the subtleties of being...

one that I hope gets struck from the Earth.

Oh, what a feeling, I am dancing on the debt ceiling.

You're a different species,

So what do you think? Can I count on your support?

we might be able to accommodate.

Oh, my God, Candi Caruso ranked 17.

- I'm very well, thank you, ma'am. - Good.

You know what? I think maybe we should go and talk in private.

I'm telling you, you're gonna be back on the hot list, Amy.

...but, you know, a carbon tax is the only way to go.

and you're gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole

but you would be a lock for, like, mid 40s.

Tom James is an acknowledged master of the Senate's rules and procedures.

Oh, keep dancing, Tom. Don't stop dancing.

After much prayerful consideration, I have decided to abstain

- It wasn't you. - What?

of the Homeland Security budget. Tell him why, Will.

You mean 11:00? Over there?

all over her stupid Slavic face,

Oh, I'm sure we can just slip it under the skirt

Okay, can you just speak English, Catherine?

O'Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats

I'm surprised to see you here after what happened in Nevada.

All right, Judy, pretend to be Jonah.

So I want to also wish you a merry Christmas.

about the first daughter's lesbianism.

- Shit. - JONAH: What?

I hereby solemnly promise to never vote

Is it a coincidence that the plant

Oh, yes. Uh-huh.

I don't think you're in it this year, Ame.

I think it's something

- FURLONG: Hey, where have you been? - What?

Dirty. Just dirty and shady.

Except it's still just a rat's nest in the back.

Would you like to call someone from Air Force One?

My name is Jonah Ryan and I...

Feel my dick. I am rock-hard for you right now, mister.

All right, I wanted to fuck your brains out!

I mean, if I never see the White House again, it'll be too soon.

- Oh. Guess what. - Hmm?

Why is Tom over there chatting it up with Jaeger?

- Really? - Yeah.

- That's just a bad thing. - Terrible. Terrible.

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, this is a no haters alley.