Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi, Marjorie. Don't you look...
Running for Congress and I hope I can count on your support.
- Ma'am? - (MOANING)
we can find somewhere for such a great project, sir.
with the head fucking hen.
What are you doing here?
about a job as director of communications.
- Oh, my God, you're such a liar! - The point is he...
Congressman Baxter, I completely believe you
You think I'm kidding. Feel it.
I've been watching you all night and I know what you're up to.
And mark my words, the president will end up atop the leaderboard
Conscience? What the fuck are you talking about?
I could dribble those things like basketballs.
and then we can throw one of those blankets in there.
Literally anything.
Kent will keep a running tally.
from the upcoming congressional tie-breaking vote in Congress.
This is my boss Polly. She's gonna be showing me the ropes today.
They're about to dump a bucket of pig's blood on his head.
I mean, that's like a make her pay for dinner situation.
had some of his most significant strokes.
- I owe you. - I mean, I'd hate to be offsides.
Lord knows I stick to my grocery budget every week.
made a mess of the Middle East,
Yeah, I get that. That's, uh...
Mike has been getting a bunch of questions
Ma'am, I would be honored.
- You said Brattleboro. - So?
DAN: All right, the next question is for Mr. Ryan.
Yeah, great place for an event, Dan.
- Night's still young. Knock yourself out. - Well, yeah.
- I voted for Mike. - AMY: I hate that thing.
(GASPS) Fantastic.
- Gary. - What?
I am the new director of communications for the NHL.
This year? It's the 50 Hottest Staffers, Jonah,
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa
Tonight we've got the bowling alley appearance
The Green Room? That sounds historic.
Actually, Madam President, I've been doing quite a bit of soul searching
- Just a good guess. - (LAUGHS)
DAN: Just got an endorsement from the Courier.
- and, you know, her condition. - What?
We could have secured Platt, but he never got the picture with his wife's purse.
My Donald. He has chemo today.
that clinches Colorado for us four to three.
Since when?
- I wasn't listening. - Yeah, but obviously Tom was.
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