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with that abstinence program of yours.

and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny.

- ...the President of the United States. - Thank you.

That is what I call natural talent.

It's to use it to learn who to fuck.

RICHARD: Oh, my God, I got it. I think I got it!

- We forgot to invite him tonight. - Okay.

No straight man remembers a woman's shoes.

Listen, don't worry so much about what's up here, okay?

That sounds superb.

Yeah, you never get the chance to eat at these things.

- That sounds great. - Mmm, big.

Oh, bowling alley's always a good choice.

by what happened to the first responders in New York.

'Cause if I don't win the White House,

- Drop the puck? - Common hockey term. Uh, Donna.

Yeah. Oh, man, that was your one work friend.

You know, I think I see what happened there.

Okay, you and Boo-Boo the ball-fondling bear here

And I can count on your support, can't I?

except I'm gonna leave Matt Damon there because the guy made potatoes

Because I happen to believe in something called public service.

Can't believe how many compliments I'm getting about the hot list.

- Yes... - We've got a...

Listen, I wish I was hip enough to hang here with you all,

gals want to play the whole gay thing.

Catherine's 23 years old. She's fair game.

Oh, well, now I got no idea what you're talking about.

You're looking at yourself in the mirror?

to talk about than the stupid hot list?

And would you please, please try and keep it clean?

Tom's not lobbying votes for O'Brien.

you hit me up, buddy, all right?

Oh, right, right. Um...