Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

up your stretched-out, six-baby vag?
The White House officially celebrates Diwali,
Let me tell you something else about Selina Meyer,
- Marwood is the opposition. - You think Tom is helping O'Brien?
your husband's colon, he's gonna wish
Underneath this whole honorable,
Yeah, okay. Uh-oh, President of the United States needs me.
And won't you give my regards to your wife?
- Yes. Yes, he does. - (APPLAUSE)
about the whole men's room incident.
- Bless your pea-picking heart. - (BOTH LAUGH)
of congressional candidate Jonah Ryan
Ah, Buddy Calhoun
Okay, let's get that done.
Merry Christmas, Amy.
Mike, are you dating a hockey player by any chance?
Fuck.
Thank you, ma'am.
After the national elections,
Would you like to keep the mugs for your... minivan?
No, I am the one who got us this far,
and that's all in just 10 months in office.
I mean, my license expired a few years ago,
but after stabilizing the economy,
- Hey, buddy. Hey. Been a while. - Mike.
I'm gonna shut down those factories
All right? 26 votes and it's over.
I'd like to take just a moment of your time
- Right, we're gonna do it. - Thank you.
to talk to you about your environmental policy.
Well, ah, I guess this party
but there's a little piece missing.
- What? - You know, hockey.
Yeah. Fucking Gary's number 21?
so why does your shirt say Jon H. Ryan?
Ma'am, have you seen Tom?
Well, at least we know you don't need big balls.
TEDDY: Hey, Jonah. I'll get a child size 12, please.
And we're gonna win in Peterborough and Keene
It's funny, you know. I love my job.
but my teacher was a fucking bitch.
Well, would you like a picture for your friends and for your family?
the president may have found herself with a bad lie in the rough,
And if I do win, I will have my administration
- And where's Tom? - I don't know.
Well, obviously Ericsson had trackers at the event.
And I just don't know how you want to handle that.
but not the fact that you wanted to fuck me?
and we can't have any more gaffes.
- Wow. - That's... wow. Yeah, Ben.
Look at him, he's smiling like his shit's all pine-fresh smelling.
This is good. This is working.
She's the chairman of the Gay and Lesbian Caucus.
- Yeah. - Nickerson, too.
Richard, you good boy. (LAUGHS)
Well, I suppose putting a few pictures up of Muhammad never hurt anyone.