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...but it's wrong. You're married.
So I guess this is it.
You didn't expect her to live there with a baby, did you?
...and maybe a mobile, you know, over the crib...
...and when I come back, I'll clean behind the fridge.
Not in the shaky, angry way you are, though.
Um, I think I'm gonna stay here.
It's two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. The secret ingredient is...
[DOOR CLOSES]
Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay...
I'm sorry. Bye.
No, no, I have to see if this apartment became available.
What?
Damn it.
I just... I get so angry, just looking at her...
And "Ooh, he touched my hand, did he mean touch my hand?"
[LAUGHS]