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I've walked for miles
I don't care how much money you paid up in front...
Well, all I know...
You fucking liar!
You know, I've been thinking.
Did I tell you that I'm not gonna be playing football again? Ever.
I know you ain't got money falling out of your asshole.
CHICKEN SHIT!
I'm here to tell you, honey
I wouldn't put that in my mouth.
- He just came out and told me. - I think I was supposed to be next.
Oh, charged, right. That’s good. That’s real good.
I'm just missing a study hall. I got to get to work.
My asshole brother bought her in September, '57.
- Where are you getting the money? - I've been saving all summer.
Oh cherry Oh cherry
Don't get smart with me, son.
About The Finest Smell In The World, Except Maybe For Pussy
pick up around the place.
Come on, baby, so
The report said they punched holes in the body.
Look, I love you.
do you think it was a good idea?
I don't know. I hardly see him anymore.
I don't have the minimum deposit to open an account.
Well, fuck you.
Usually when somebody trashes a car, we get photographs.
Give me something for my lap.
Arnie doesn't know anything anymore.
Doc says I'm as good as new.
Her names Christine...
So, all in all, it wasn't a bad first day.
is trying to kill your kids?
Arnie Cuntingham.
What do you know about that car?
I know he died choking on exhaust fumes.
when you're in the prom with your girlfriend and some of your friends wonder what's your girlfriend's name her name's Christine
Kiddo, if you sold him that piece of shit, you ought to be fuckin' ashamed.
Lean machine.
When I said you could scrounge through that shit pile out back...
to the shitters ot the world in 1953.
- Who's Rita? - His wife!
Oh, friendship. Right. That's real good.
- History. - Oh.
I thought you wanted to talk about Christine.
You don't know shit, kid.
Let's motorvate.
Are you kidding? You carry your lite savings between your legs.
Please don't do this to me.
When I choked, something happened. The radio came on.
Oh, please.
- What's goin' on? - You tell me.
You don't just up and drive off whenever you...
'Cause I hate that car.
The kid was cut in half. They had to scrape his legs up with a shovel.
You first.
No, seriously.
That's all you got to do. Come on.
It's this fucking car.
and I would have been paralyzed trom the waist down.
See you around, pal.