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If you don't believe me, you can ask my mother.
Don think about it!
Yeah, I manage.
Just 'cause she shot you down?
No. What does happen?
You know how we do things.
Get him, man!
Don't interrupt me. Don't get smart.
Shit wipes off
Know what I think?
Since never.
Then shut your pie hole.
But we know where it hasn't been. With you.
How do you know that?
Are you serious?
Mechanical asshole
Hey! Don't think you got the gold key to the crapper.
That's not what Leigh said.
Before I am through
Your girlfriend is more convincing than you are.
- I don't smoke. - Don't interrupt me, punk.
My love is bigger than the Cadillac
Sure.
I want to have deep, meaningful sex with her.
Arnie, what's wrong?
He'll tind somebody else to pick on.
Of course, the car came back three weeks later.
Sonny, you ever owned a car before?
He doesn't know what he's doing.
I know you love me too
I know where he keeps it.
get your gosh dang hands away from her this instant!
What if he doesn't?
and we belong
I got a Cadillac full of parts...
There are other things. That radio.
Bad to the bone
What do you mean, came back?
Somebody's got to pick it up when you fumble.
That's it. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Slow down!
For decency, you know.
I catch you doin' it one time, and you're out. You understand?
That makes you a hero, right?
Get a stretcher! Come on!
Start her up.
- Having trouble with your locker? - No.
I spent a shitload ot money on her, and she's perfecto now.
Who are the shitters?
How's that for rational, huh?
Well, that's what everybody wants, isn't it?
Nobody takes advantage of me, understand?
Right.
Please.
Real cute. Three on one.
Go on, studley. Ask her out.
I'm fixing up Christine.
Of course I went out. I got Darnell's car out front with a load of parts.
Man, there is nothin' finer than being behind the wheel of your own car...
And I know I can fix her up.
I might even throw in a few bucks.
Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down.
It has a voracious appetite.
It's neck-and-neck between me and her. We blew my dad away early.