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Please.
Don't interrupt me. Don't get smart.
Don think about it!
If you don't believe me, you can ask my mother.
Just 'cause she shot you down?
Slow down!
Real cute. Three on one.
He'll tind somebody else to pick on.
You know how we do things.
Man, there is nothin' finer than being behind the wheel of your own car...
I know where he keeps it.
Know what I think?
For decency, you know.
Shit wipes off
What do you mean, came back?
But we know where it hasn't been. With you.
Right.
Start her up.
I might even throw in a few bucks.
I want to have deep, meaningful sex with her.
I spent a shitload ot money on her, and she's perfecto now.
Well, that's what everybody wants, isn't it?
It has a voracious appetite.
My love is bigger than the Cadillac
Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down.
I got a Cadillac full of parts...
What if he doesn't?
That's it. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Somebody's got to pick it up when you fumble.
No. What does happen?
I'm fixing up Christine.
Sonny, you ever owned a car before?
Go on, studley. Ask her out.
Are you serious?
There are other things. That radio.
Of course I went out. I got Darnell's car out front with a load of parts.
I catch you doin' it one time, and you're out. You understand?
Of course, the car came back three weeks later.
Before I am through
Nobody takes advantage of me, understand?
and we belong
Get him, man!
How do you know that?
How's that for rational, huh?
It's neck-and-neck between me and her. We blew my dad away early.
Since never.
get your gosh dang hands away from her this instant!
Arnie, what's wrong?
Get a stretcher! Come on!
That's not what Leigh said.
Your girlfriend is more convincing than you are.
Then shut your pie hole.
That makes you a hero, right?
I know you love me too
Who are the shitters?
Mechanical asshole
- I don't smoke. - Don't interrupt me, punk.
Yeah, I manage.
And I know I can fix her up.
- Having trouble with your locker? - No.
Sure.
Bad to the bone
He doesn't know what he's doing.
Hey! Don't think you got the gold key to the crapper.