Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm always gonna be the horse's ass

that means you grew up watching murder.

Would you bother me?

Now, my buddy and his dog killed two of them, and then...

in our screening room last night.

There's a truck tailing us, sir.

I believe it's the job of an actor...

Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.

I like doing shit around the house

Then fucking handle it, Randy.

- Stuntman? - Yeah.

So, uh, my name is Lulu.

And right here for you.

Thank you kindly.

Ain't you, shorty?

what brings you to Arroyo del Oro?

I love that stuff. You know, the killing.

gonna fuck things up,

Fucking hippies, motherfuckers

You fucking drink too much, huh?

Then a couple of the jokers over in archival sent over

But he's got spine problems

They all said it, "He's a fucking loser,"

- Can I help you? - I hope so.

She's down by the chop shop.

Yes, I can, and, yes, I have

with the fiddle?

And there's the small one.

This is his nap time.

You can talk to him. Just talk to him.

I think Steve's gonna be there too.

He was the star of Bounty Law.

not that white kickboxing asshole.

Well, here it goes now.

Leading up to Town Meeting I was Canvassing for one article, having 1-on-1 conversations about another, prepping a website about a third…

Throw him off a building, right? Light him on fire.

♪ Always is always forever ♪

You wanna build up his bona fides, right?

How do you know it was midnight?

wife-killing buddy boy here was beating the shit out of Bruce.

I'm Sharon Tate.

You might never get her back. Ha, ha.

down the ranch to meet everybody.

when they left, they left the Cadillac there

Yo cuando me entra una llamada Fucking hippies mother fuckers

This is the spot...

The valley folk when the conservation corps kids roll in

I won’t be missing the para call that’s for goddam sure

You never know.

Can I get a bounce there?

I'm Jay Sebring.

That's two warriors engaged in combat.

Why is that impossible?

That’s Sigourney Weaver, operating the flamethrower, isn’t it?

Gonna blow your mind, man.

Walk in the woods. Not in my home.

You have other plans?

I'm going to Chatsworth.

and directed by Calvin Jackson Padget,

Nobody notices that crap?

Better drag, more flavor,

Paul, might. He's in the guest house.

Yeah, it is. Have you met Jim Stacy, the series lead?

After that Musso & Frank's lunch meeting,

I ain't gonna hurt her.

and he lives by...

and you just wanna let him have it. Ha!

The black one. And the flowers.

Yeah, I spent two weeks once on a Houston chain gang.

Then at the end of the show, when they fight,

Oh, I'd say about...

Slightly more useless each day.

And who are you?

I mean, it could have been 12:05.

And I say "actor," not "actress,"

I'll try not to.

Ten years of-of-of treading water.

And I work with my wife, and she believes it.

by the Daughters of the American Revolution.

and The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

Five years of ascent. Pfft.

That's my girl. Heh.

and this man's going to collect.

I, uh... I have a meeting with a very handsome cowboy man.

I threw this little prick into it,

Never met John Sturges.

I thought it was pronounced Caleb "Dakota."

- Come on in. - Thanks.

And now a race to the bottom. Heh.

He just gave her a lift?

Would you like to come in and see the show?

DeCoteau. DeCoteau.

You're Rick Dalton, right?

Now, Curt, I hear you're already an experienced rider.

Ready when you are. Gil bert.

- Yes, a couple things. - Yes, sir.

and broke off her engagement with him and married him.

to make a film with him,

While closer to 8:30, Rick and Cliff went

I'll handle this guy.

All right. Grazie, amigo.

And that boy you killed...

Ah. Ever been to Houston?

Can we move to number two?

Why, I just figured we would.

Aw, yeah, yeah. Sorry about all that.

The greatest action director,

Fuck you, you fucking pig!

Not yet, I ain't.

Aw. What's the matter?

Then, wham, a sudden change.

they've come to an understanding.

It's the actor's job to strive for 100 percent effectiveness.

Not fucking remembering your fucking lines.

This was a mistake. You should leave.

You show that little fucking girl.

three, two, one.

Well, I was, uh... I was in the kitchen.

I... I appreciate it. It's a good part.

That's a strange car.

You know, this is probably

The man can't see shit, okay?

So you gotta do this playacting, patty-cake version.

a good old-fashioned drunk.

You want to smoke some, smoke some. Just save me some.

You're the blind one!

Now, that can put an undue burden on production

I'd really like to say a quick hello now

Let me tell you, I...

What are you, 12?

You're gonna stop fucking drinking.

And Rick made a rather compelling Nebraska Jim,

and, naturally, Jay...

than Polish television, as he smoked a big joint.

You the mama bear?

Any kind of luck, we'll be unloaded

- She may want to sleep with you. - Are you kidding me?

you're a little man with a big mouth and a big chip,

The Girl from U.N.C.I.E.?

Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie.