Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're gonna show them on that goddamn fucking set

I looked up at the clock.

I mean, where the fuck are we, man?

So, uh, you've been doing guest shots

- Mr. Helm? - Yes?

And you were on a horsie.

'Cause I live there?

Well, that's a fella by the name of Madrid.

I'll be right out.

Fabian was in the part.

♪ You can bring me up ♪

and win fucking fights?

and it made her feel especially pregnant

be referred to by my character's name.

Where the hell is everybody?

Give me my glasses back.

I heard the sound of a noisy muffler.

as all the rest of the goddamn directors.

That guy's a fucking prick.

Appreciate the opportunity, Randy. I won't let you down.

You know? I can barely afford my own house anymore.

- One, please. - Seventy-five cents.

Not just because I wanted to look good

Oh, come get them, fucker. Come...

to being in The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

- Rick, it's a flamethrower. - Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'll open the door for you.

What's happening to Easy Breezy now?

What are you talking about? What did that guy tell you?

I've got a scene after lunch.

Some old cowboy guy that used to shoot movies at Spahn Ranch.

You're ken fuckin Reid. Don't you forget it

to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

I hope they don't.

If she ever wants to put a bounty on Roman,

And now you're not gonna talk to me?

but you touched me today.

Anybody order fried sauerkraut? Burn you nazi bastards

Me losing regional

but you don't stunt, I don't pay you.

I heard you're pushing Lancer pretty hard,

- Enjoy your day! - Thank you.

more of his days in pain than he ever did before.

What is going on, huh?

Everything's okay now, honey.

All right, see you then.

Anybody accidentally kills anybody

And he said, "I'm here to..."

Yeah, it still works too. Thank God.

This man is worth $500,

For you Davey! Love, Deb

That's a good plan.

- Yeah, sure. - Okay.

speaking on behalf of Red Apple cigarettes.

My favorite part of the movie

Now, I admire Cassius Clay, I do.

be splattered all over your goddamn pool.

Wake her the heck up, get her down here

Nobody, sir. We just got lost and a little turned around.

♪ Always is always forever ♪

I know where it is.

- Oops, sorry. - It's okay.

- He's a great match for me. - Yeah, no...

- Something like that. - And you didn't see them again

Don’t cry in front of the mecicans

Was it true you almost got

I'm too insecure now to score come pilot season.

What'd they call that outfit?

Who knows? But they tried to kill my wife and my buddy.

How's the beans?

have been inseparable.

My YT Shorts and Insta Reels Don’t need no buddy

it's about this guy who's a bronco buster.

as they have to to defeat the other guy.

Me and my friends.

What the hell are you looking at you little ginger fucker

Talk about a bring-down bummer, dude.

handing me that $50,000.

"Bengal Lancer"?

- Yeah. - Pleasure, Jay.

They were the fancy kind.

Everybody left for Santa Barbara.

How old are you?

I fucked his brains out this morning.

I'm just teasing you.

and based on the Floyd Raye Wilson novel,

A lot of land, a lot of cows,

less throat burn.

the way they costumed The Big Valley

- What a picture. - Good picture, yeah.

"All the Streets Are Silent."

It was about midnight.

A-and who's that?

He's Jake Cahill,

You're welcome, sir.

to an excited Brandy's dog collar.

Cecil Fucking Dirtman

Came a long ways.

10,000 block, Cielo Drive.

So suck on that.

And because of me, he's considering you.

- We're walking. - At the same time,

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I never stood a chance.

What I’m too old to do is, go to jail for some poon tang.

if I'm a solid Los Angeles citizen like Eddie O'Brien says,

You might be right about this book.

I ain't gonna hurt her.

Two out of three.

Yeah, that’s about right.

And to my left is Rick's stunt double, Cliff Booth.

Jeepers, this sounds like a good novel.

a Rick Dalton fucking film festival,

- Seventeen escape attempts. - Eighteen.

when you run out of tamales.

I got it. I got it.

In martial arts tournaments,

but Lancer has money.

Then what's the problem?

It's a biography on Walt Disney.

Fucking hippie motherfuckers.

but you picked the wrong time.

You understand?

when you're making money, you buy a house in town.

You're ken fuckin Reid. Don't you forget it

on the set of the exciting hit NBC

Yeah, that's me. Heh.

Yeah. Sure thing.

so he gave me a ride.