Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And who's paying around here?

I'm gonna use it.

Marabella Lancer.

Forgot your fucking lines, embarrassed yourself

- That is funny. - That's not so funny.

Get on a horse, go get Tex and get his ass down here.

- Don't smoke it by mistake. - Yeah.

that it was the hottest night of the year,

Tonight the night?

Except when Jo Adell’s got a fuckin’ shotgun

♪ As long as one is one ♪

Is everybody okay?

What a day. Shit, I almost lost my shit.

Every fucking night. Every fucking night.

Now, go fetch her and tell her

when you're gone.

Fucking damn it, Rick, I swear to God.

Fucking hippie motherfockers

You're the bad guy. Caleb DeCoteau.

he uses those boots to step on people.

What are you talking about? You're my stunt double.

Then next week, it's Ron Ely.

Thank you for giving our precious Pussy a ride home.

and when he does, Jay's gonna be there.

And away we go.

but since you're upset,

- Patty Duke? - No, the other one.

And, you know, I gotta look after my dudes.

He's waiting for you in the bar.

And don't you mo...

- The girl from Peyton Place? - No, the other one.

What's going on at the dirty movie place?

You two ready to kill some piggies?

I practiced them, and now I don't look

Fucking bullshit! It doesn't matter whether I cry in public.

I think Charlie's really gonna dig you.

like you get involved with a group like the Heads?

- Angel, hold up. - Well, maybe next time.

Philip Abbott, William Reynolds.

But say I fall off wrong and I sprain my wrist

You can't see him right now.

Hell, in that case...

He's just happy for the opportunity.

The Businessman?

You got some ID, you know,

I'm just surprised how accurate

the McQueen part in The Great Escape?

- Oh, is that your son? - My son?

with less burn on your throat

and Screen Gems television series Bounty Law.

Oh, hooray! Great. I'll buzz you up.

The train has left the station.

Oh, she's just fine.

Anything we can do about that heat?

About 15 months you’ll be living it

which you don't have because you're not.

and house-sitting in the Hollywood Hills

I just want her to play the fiddle.

A lot of Retweets. Lot of Retweets. Yeah.

Why, I just figured we would. I got a six-pack in the back.

Sorry, I forgot my knife in the car.

Look, we're really sorry we disturbed you.

with Abigail even playing the piano for them...

Spahn Ranch. Yeah. Hoo!

- How'd you do that? - Well, believe it or not, I...

all live at Spahn Movie Ranch?

- Oh. Whoa. - Oh, shit.

- You like it? - I love it.

Were they robbing me? I don't know.

Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.I.E.?

8 goddamn lap dances

So did I say something funny, stuntman?

♪ As long as one is one ♪

that's not two athletes posturing.

I will handle this.

I mean, shit. I mean, who knows what could happen?

Thought we'd order a pizza.

Here I am flat on my ass,

Cliff doesn't have a clue what he's gonna do.

You know something? You...

since the last two seasons of Bounty Law.

I fucked this whole thing up, Sam.

Okay, y'all, beat it.

It was just... That was a triple alliterative improv.

Dirty fucking hippies.

titled Red Blood, Red Skin,

but you need to wait at least an hour before you can eat.

The old man here?

I light up, I pour myself a cognac and I watch...

Charlie's gone? Everybody left?

probably the world.

then I don't know what the fuck is.

Door at the end of the hallway.

I want to go with a different hairstyle.

a fat $5 gold piece,

Señor Madrid, care to join me at my table

Stand by, guys. We're going in five.

What if I'm in the movie?

McQueen almost passed on the movie,

- Yes. - Yeah, so are you, Connie?

Two of them burst through the front door there,

three hours a day for two weeks.

James Bond rip-off-type flick called Operazione Dyn-O-Mite!,

So, uh, if you're both experienced riders,

I mean, a once-in-every-50 - or-100-years kind of genius.

- Uh-huh. - You see?

Gypsy wants you to go give him a look-see.

I don't dig him.

better known as bounty hunter Jake Cahill,

All right, what's the matter, partner?

I'll give her a fat-fat $5 gold piece,

Yeah, sure. Thank you.

I'm gonna tell you a story.

First time I seen him. Ha-ha-ha.

More margaritas.

buy you a drink, Caleb?

Poor Easy Breezy.

going to Rome to star in movies does not sound

When Trumps has the army kick out the illegals .

and get off the lot.

I rode with the British cavalry in India.