Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I say fuck them.

a kinescope of a little treat featuring you.

Just who the fuck are you?

Rick Dalton played Jake Cahill on a cowboy show

with that wardrobe assistant,

- I'm sorry to disturb you. - Uh... Who are you?

Pleasure's all mine.

- Janet! - What?

I unleash all my power.

No punching in the face.

And y'all take care of him?

That is drastically better.

Not a bad mount, Connie.

Can I see your tickets?

Deliver my message.

Go home, fix my antenna, do whatever. See you at wrap.

that just yelled at me?

But I'm not saying anything funny.

I haven't seen Berlin yet

- Oh, I'm sorry. - Oh, that's all right.

I have a double chin. All right?

What do you mean, like, trying to rob you?

- Hey, nice to meet you, huh? - Yeah.

Who are you? And who are you here to see?

And I got a F.B.I. that-that airs this Sunday.

that wasn't I Love Lucy was about murder.

I just I can't afford you anymore, Cliff.

Why don't you go lie naked with that fine creature.

I'm about to burst.

- "Maybe he already has!" - All right, goddamn it!

But, please, don't hurt her this time.

is just an excuse so you dancers

'cause I live there, that's what you mean?

I, apparently, was on a list of four.

I rode with the British cavalry in Indi...

a blender of frozen margaritas.

The Only Good Indian Is a Dead Indian.

You do know kidnapping is a hanging offense.

- Oh, I'm gonna use it. - Put it all inside.

- I'm getting it as a gift for my husband. - Mm.

In August, no less.

With the new wife, I, uh...

Maybe I don't like the way

Yeah, you got to come back.

Uh-oh. Here comes trouble.

F.B.I. and Bonanza. but George finds it hard

My booze don't need no buddy.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a pilot f-for CBS right now.

You know, my wife's fine.

I got a flamethrower in my toolshed.

Oh, they're having a premiere.

- Yeah. - That's where you're going?

wherever fine Red Apple tobacco products are sold.

Yeah, you're talking books there, kid.

I figured you said Shakespeare, so... Yeah.

it'll be the end of an era for both of them.

I turned to them after I was rejected

"Go fetch her and tell her

- Rick. - Yeah?

the yellow cab dropped Rick and Cliff

towards a new life and uncertain future,

Mm. About midway.

Who's this shaggy asshole?

So you used to make Westerns at the ranch

wasn't too painful for you and the... And the missus.

Sounds like you had a hell of a night.

It's the actor's job to avoid

She may be a little shook up after that.

Why, I just figured we would…

so I can't say I really know how you feel.

- Jesus Christ. Are you serious? - Yeah, I'm fucking serious.

And I say "actor," not "actress".

Killed his wife and got away with it.

Well, I'll send one of my boys out to your ranch

Steer clear of her.

Come on, now. Shit.

Fucking paisas motherfuckers

When that last parlay doesn't hit

- Yeah? - Yeah, sure.

Because he got it done.

Next time you want to try that, fix your fucking muffler.

What, carrying his load? Yeah, that's about right.

TONIGHT, MIKE AND PETE WILL HAVE A GOOD OL’ FASHIONED DRUNK

Yeah. Spahn Ranch.

Well, you guys are going to be dynamite together.

after nine years together,

Well, it's my pleasure, Mr. Schwartz.

If you don't need me, I'll pick you up at wrap.

Line? "Go... Go fetch her and tell her" what?

actually, it might be true.

She said she was the devil And she was here to do some devil shit

Once upon a time in Hollywwood

he has four new movies under his belt,

And this is Rebekka, who does costumes.

getting blind drunk together

Just want her to play the fiddle.

and nothing but an old man

Casa Vega on Ventura.

Open the curtains.

What the hell you looking at You little ginger hair motherfucker

Well, yes, I am. Thank you for asking that.

Hurtling through the air

- Oh, thank you. - I loved it.

Oh, just the one sleeping in the back there.

It's fascinating.

- Actors are phony. - Oh.

Screen Gems ain't gonna have nothing good to say about me.

And you, I remember your white little face.

And, by the way, who chose this photo?

You're sitting there like a fucking baboon!

Panzer divisions come in,

Hey, she just took five fucking sleeping pills.

Everyone don't need a stuntman.

Get your shit together.

I gotta do Italian goddamn movies!

- Good to meet you. - We've worked together

I'll let him know you came by.

Hello, sweetheart.

- I wish you would. - How did a nice boy

But he's seen us. He's awake. He's alert.

Welcome to Denmark.

So when this whole European journey is over,

Ha H a Ha Fuck You

FUCKING CHILENOS MOTHERFUCKERS

Well, I feel like fucking fighting

in new, large-scale fighting in South Vietnam.

What the fuck is going on here?

As President Nixon was flying to Europe,

No, I'm a stuntman.

take a right and a left, and you see it right there.

I can't afford to hire a bunch of guys to smoke cigarettes

We're real glad to have a pro like you

the one detail I'm gonna fill you in on right now is this:

Good picture, yeah

- to visit with us. - It's our pleasure, Allen.

by then, I'll know if I have a career or not,