Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, that's not true!

Hi, Bender. Great new sweater.

Remember when women couldn't vote...

In fact, I think I better put on a monocle.

Fart in my mouth

And at 2 percent interest over a period of 1 000 years ...

... so I can share the food I love with the people I like.

That stench! That heavenly stench!

I can't let you open the package.

Oh! What a weird dream. I'll never get back to sleep.

Wait a minute. Buddy, what year is this?

A Fishful of Dollars

This Dream Brought To You By Lightspeed Briefs!

Sold to the gentleman who bought every item in today's auction

Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV!

I say, I'm sure there's--

... that suck blood out of ... .

Ancient Egyptian algebra.

-What?! -Oh, my, yes. Fished to death.

Time to get busy

If you'll excuse me? It's eight o'clock, time to get busy.

We kept saying, One more can't hurt, and then they were gone. We're sorry!

I'd Love To Chip In, But Bender Stole My Wallet.

Give it a rest, you two!

-You know what needs to be done. -What?