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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[SLAPPING]
It's the price of a pizza and soda where I used to work, Pinucci's Pizza.
Holy hell! You're going to eat them?
Petridge Farm remembers.
Well, boys. Your old mother knows when she's been beat.
You don't have to do the math to know that's a buttload of oil!
Bender! Leela! Don't leave me!
There's no more. There never will be.
-Discover card? -Sorry, we don't take Discover.
Gross!
That dirtbag Fry must know their secret.
... that comes to 4.3 billion dollars.
[GRUNTS]
... of Angry Norwegian-brand anchovies, circa 1997.
...came fresh from the oven? Petridge Farm remembers.
... would lubricate 1 0 robots permanently.
It's Mom!
She's the richest person in the world.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
Now, if you'll excuse me? It's 8:00, time to get busy.
Huh? Huh?
Quiet, you!
And I won't rest until I get my hands on them.
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