Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a new departmentally issued phone.

Ah, Captain. You're at my desk.

Gather round, so I can call out Peralta in front of you.

Oh, man. There's no pudding cups left.

worth of property damage, though,

Hey, I do take my job seriously.

He makes straight "A"s. He's going to Duke next year.

Carlene was wrong, Gina.

You can get hurt anywhere, Boyle.

'Cause I do my job,

for vandalism and destruction of property.

Have a good one.

Theft, vandalism, drunken disorderly,

- A psychic? - What? She's the real deal.

I'm just concerned that you may find it hard

I assume you have a plan to catch this gentleman.

I'm gonna put you down for "don't arrest,"

So you're suggesting police brutality?

Sir, with all due respect, I don't need backup.

Also, who cares about all these rules?

I mean, McGintley wouldn't care about a messy desk

the scary one with the black hair...

No charges filed.

I don't believe you.

Well, there's no easy way to put this , sarge.

Okay. Counteroffer.