Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And when you show me that you can do your job...

I told you to back off, Peralta.

can you help me wrap up this massive cocaine bust

Well, There' no easy way to put this, sarge.

You're gonna have to try a little harder

Hey, Jake, there is a very sexy, angry official here,

Your prints were on file.

but those two colors combined make green.

What color was the hamper?

but this is above my pay grade.

I was testing you. You did perfectly.

I put away bad guys. That's what matters.

every part of the job perfectly,

and now I can't sing along. You made a mixtape?

science cannot account for.

I'd just repaint it.

So I'm taking suggestions.

- Green. - Yes.

that he lets him get away with everything?

on every urinal in Rikers.

Not my fault. I had a plumbing problem.

selling my beautiful body for a can of beans.

There. Now you're hurt in this chair.

His daddy comes in and bails him out every time.

I made a mixtape with some very explicit rap on it,

I'm not late. I'm here.

He's been brought in a dozen times.

Come on, man. Just tell me who you are.

Deputy commissioner, if you wanna pick Trevor up,

Why does every perp have a nicer place than I do?

Look, I think we can all agree

Let's go, fartman.

No, sorry. Don't feel like it, no.

Oh, also, the tagger drew a penis on your minivan.

Hey, Gina, can you look up what the humidity was

Pretty detailed.

She doesn't love you back.

and he'd been eating yogurt earlier.

I mean, what kind of father

We? You're coming with me?

'cause he was always an hour late and hungover,

take the extra 0.2, sell it to our friends.