Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Star-Burns got rear-ended

in the biology room because our final project

off tables in the library.

but it was inside your backpack when someone stole it

I left the door open and someone came in.

Last night, I was home by 9:15,

It's been a long 15 years.

- I just wanna... - Don't answer that, soldier!

It seems like the classroom door gets locked at 8:00.

Well, whoever did it likes to steal backpacks

- Hey, that's mine! - Look at it.

Boiling water is the icicle stabbing of yam killing.

I know who did it.

No one noticed because the water cooled off by morning.

I mean, I didn't...

I don't know. I thought it was cool.

In Iraq, keeping a tight schedule saved lives.

going over your records with Mr. Winger,

It was an accident.

- Oh, good. - You can trust me.

Hey, I just cut 'em open.

is a holocaust-denying, 9/11 pedophile.

Where's the word "bunk" come from?

♪ The Dean'll be here ♪

Well, Todd, what do you have to say?

That had to weigh on your soul, didn't it, Todd?

I can only assume there is a female equivalent to that.

Mind if we ask you a couple of questions?

- Eight plus two times five... - Ten after 8:00.

The yam's vascular cylinder is completely disintegrated.

I'm never gonna find another dental hygienist like that.

Need I remind you this is not a courtroom?

Will you tell our teacher who it was?

But Professor Kane says we can still get an "A"