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Get to the warehouse now!
I was given a mission by Jack Flowers,
* The story that just begun *
Here's what I'm saying. I used the Recorder app
Everything looks good. Setting the timer.
who sit around all day watching TV and getting fat.
Hey, do you have an iPhone?
Oh, they got you now, little nigga.
Why?
Then...
Look, we gotta get everybody out of here.
and Tweedlee bigger dumb fucking ass.
actually are coming to get you.
I used the Amazon app to price everything out.
Hey, Pops! We need a favor.
Well, in 24 hours the new system will be online,
* Stomp him in the nuts Stomp him in the nuts *
What? What about the bomb?
Come on, little nigga. You heard the man.
Do the monster stomp Do the monster stomp
Do you want me to... Wait, Jack.
it's the right set of nuts that get kicked.
According to this, the target is Wuncler Plaza.
all that shit.
No.
I got the tequila. Who's got the salt?
You have till the count of three or I will shoot.
Oh, wait a minute.
and I figure to have about $30 million in the first two years.
Super secret type shit.
Now, what's the password to open the door?
Boy! Oh, we're so glad you're okay.
it's the president. First of all,
I thought I would never love again,
This iPhone was found at the Freeman residence,
My nuts!
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
You little black communist niglit!