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- Sorry, it's been a really long night. - The Garden of Eden.
Ridiculous. Turn in your paper or face consequences.
- It tastes as if derived of the nutted pea. - Don't eat that.
You're ready for everything the Internet has to offer.
... and credit its invention to a black man.
- That's just his eye. - Look closer.
Careful. These stairs will be dangerous without a banister.
Dad, Old Glory wasn't a flag.
Steve, if you were a grownup, you'd understand why we have to destroy it.
Wait a minute. Monocle, cane, hat...
Because the economics of television have changed, Steve.
That game's kind of lame.
I can't believe there's lava under Washington, D.C.
- That's classified. How'd you know that? - I can see it from here.
You don't care about the truth. You're just gonna destroy it.
Why don't you pick an interesting black person...
Where do you think all the hot air comes from?
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I see room. Eww, No.
George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter.
I'll go first.
Sweet berries.
That's right. You're one of the few people outside of the Illuminutti...
Illuminuti