Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Even if it means I have to talk to the creepy librarian with the burned ear.
Excuse me, ladies.
I'm thinking.
Well, this is the address, but I don't see any flagpoles.
We can handle the truth...
If anyone needs me, I'll be celebrating in the bathtub.
That's crazy. I was never gonna tell you.
- No, thanks. - I thought you loved to gamble.
Hey, Hayleykins, wanna play Jenga?
He said it was time the truth came out. We have to tell everyone.
...but he only thinks about sex with a black man once a year.
To know the man, I must taste the man.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'll tell you what: It means we're looking for a horny midget that plays it safe.
- The peanut in the pyramid. - Oh, yeah. I guess that is what it is.
The original President Peanut. Well, here goes.
We did it, Dad. Soon the whole world will know the truth.
- The monocle. - Yes, Steve. How does that feel?
Every time I try to access a site, I get this:
...what is this delicious paste upon which I am snacking?
- Is that President Lincoln? - Yes.
How many times have I told you?
I need more time for my report on George Washington Carver.