Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is that President Lincoln? - Yes.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'll tell you what: It means we're looking for a horny midget that plays it safe.
Excuse me, ladies.
Hey, Hayleykins, wanna play Jenga?
If anyone needs me, I'll be celebrating in the bathtub.
I need more time for my report on George Washington Carver.
- The monocle. - Yes, Steve. How does that feel?
...but he only thinks about sex with a black man once a year.
How many times have I told you?
Every time I try to access a site, I get this:
We can handle the truth...
The original President Peanut. Well, here goes.
He said it was time the truth came out. We have to tell everyone.
To know the man, I must taste the man.
Well, this is the address, but I don't see any flagpoles.
That's crazy. I was never gonna tell you.
- The peanut in the pyramid. - Oh, yeah. I guess that is what it is.
...what is this delicious paste upon which I am snacking?
- No, thanks. - I thought you loved to gamble.
I'm thinking.
Even if it means I have to talk to the creepy librarian with the burned ear.
We did it, Dad. Soon the whole world will know the truth.