Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If children get less than eight hours of sleep...
How about George Washington Carver? He invented peanut butter.
- That's why they killed the curator. - Okay, loud. Loud.
So next time you privileged suburban white boys...
Unless you wanna make it a little more interesting.
And now he's injured.
That's right. The second President Peanut.
He was stabbed and left for dead.
You stumbled upon the most dangerous secret in American history.
I had to make the switch? I thought it was a magic backpack or something.
I'm looking for one slaw.
Almost there, Dad. Hey, look. Funny pages from 1916.
- The monocle. - You know what this is?
Cleveland learned of a black botanist who had hundreds of uses for peanuts.
...their boy glands emit a berry scent that attracts pedophiles.
You don't get it, kid. He did it to himself.
Steve, what have you done? You've ruined everything.
- The jar of proof must be in there. - Hidden up Lincoln's proof chute.
Wait. That's an anagram for "Find the monocle."
None of you.
- The truth would tear this country apart. - Maybe back then.
God bless Ameri...
...think Beethoven wasn't black, maybe you should look in the mirror.
Sorry. I have to write a black-history report...