Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...think Beethoven wasn't black, maybe you should look in the mirror.
How about George Washington Carver? He invented peanut butter.
Steve, what have you done? You've ruined everything.
Unless you wanna make it a little more interesting.
- The jar of proof must be in there. - Hidden up Lincoln's proof chute.
You don't get it, kid. He did it to himself.
Sorry. I have to write a black-history report...
You stumbled upon the most dangerous secret in American history.
If children get less than eight hours of sleep...
Wait. That's an anagram for "Find the monocle."
God bless Ameri...
- That's why they killed the curator. - Okay, loud. Loud.
He was stabbed and left for dead.
I had to make the switch? I thought it was a magic backpack or something.
- The monocle. - You know what this is?
Cleveland learned of a black botanist who had hundreds of uses for peanuts.
- The truth would tear this country apart. - Maybe back then.
And now he's injured.
None of you.
...their boy glands emit a berry scent that attracts pedophiles.
I'm looking for one slaw.
So next time you privileged suburban white boys...
That's right. The second President Peanut.
Almost there, Dad. Hey, look. Funny pages from 1916.