Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Find the monocle.
If only there was a place you could make any claim you want with no proof...
Dad, a museum curator was murdered and his dying message led me to this.
Thanks, Harvard.
Can't reach it. Steve, I'll help you up.
Now they want you to pay for it. With your life.
- You won a free air conditioner. - Awesome.
"In the elf condom." What does it mean?
The Garden of Eden. The first garden.
...but if you wanna crap all over the Spanish, go ahead.
YES STEVE. THE MONOCLE. HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
- It's probably nothing, but... - No. It's, like, this huge thing!
Dad. Dad. Dad.
Let go of me.
Wait. That's the wrong jar.
After the war, our nation was healed by the belief...