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Or maybe because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.
- I don't think my boss likes me. - I don't think mine likes me either.
No, yeah, I should.
...for control of the galaxy's last remaining energy source?
[MUMBLES]
Oh. Well, that's okay then.
You know, you got the candles and the "foofy schmoofer" thing here.
Even though you're a very, very...
Most guys I go out with, they just talk and talk.
If that's what you want, I'll just put it all in my room.
Remember I told you someone made out with Ralph Lauren?
After a while, it's like, "Shut your mouth." You know?
I know. That's why I did it. Are they really that bad?
Maybe it's a universal thing.
When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear.
All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels.
That is your make-out buddy. Don't you recognize him?
A year ago.
You know, you're a really great listener.
...some of this new stuff, it's too girlie.
...blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple.