Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice and honest...

Twelfth-century code of chivalry? Not exactly current.

- Can we please change the subject? - Sure.

Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?

No. What I'm saying is, Leonard might be different in a good way.

I'm her friend. I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.

What else? Sell it on eBay as slightly used.

- Normal non-freaky smart. - Yeah, no, sure.

You know, macho with the perfect body, and the hair and the money.

That's the spirit.

And Wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.

Well, let's see.

He's the kind that gets into a relationship for, like you would say, light-years.

...that will break open at a random time.

I guess you're aware that Leonard asked me out.

I'd love to, but I don't have tangerine chicken.

I obviously didn't make my point with those people.

Oh, God, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed.

Drop dead, you stupid, self-centered bastard.

You see, people hear the word "year" and they think duration.

I don't think I can go out with her tonight.

...from Scooby-Doo cartoons comes to mind.

I don't really know who they are--