Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are you learning Chinese?

She was mad at him.

What happens if I blow it?

Might as well read it, everybody else has. Go ahead.

A cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison...

How could he do that?

...air-flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight to make an informed choice.

- Maybe I should call Mike and apologize. - No, no.

In the same way Menelaus had a little crush on Helen of Troy.

So you're saying, if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you...

I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful--

Former can overpower the latter giving scientific credence...

...by writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.

- It's a common mistake. - Not the first one I've made today.

Oh, that's nice.

Thank you for the clarification.

...without producing a noxious gas...

I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.

Sorry, you diverted me.