Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A second what? Pair of underwear?
Other people would say, "Why not?"
What about you what?
Elevators, parks, movie theaters.
All right, the cat's alive. Let's go to dinner.
No, at the sub shop, we were only making out.
Tell me the truth.
...until the box is opened, the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead.
We're not done?
Oh.
You see, I don't spend much time here, and so I've never chosen a place to sit.
Boy, that story gets better every time you hear it.
I'm not going to do that, Howard.
Look, do you have a second?
I'm back.
Hey, jerk face. You forgot your iPod.
Previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character.
But when he came back to the apartment, he was doing a dance...