Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...choosing both stuffing and mashed potatoes is a starch-filled redundancy.
Good idea. Sit with her, hold her, comfort her.
...with, you know, what I'm talking about?
I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling.
No, you did better than that. You helped me see it on my own.
Not that I need to know the details of your sex life.
Ah, okay.
Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
You just called Leonard a syphilitic donkey.
But on the other hand...
Now, since no one knows when or if the poison has been released...
"Enslaved by warlocks. Stay here till you roll two, four or--"
Not now. I have a blog to find.
Doesn't that violate the health code or...?
Why me? Why not Koothrappali or Wolowitz?
I was just wondering if I could talk to you.
Show me your citrus peels.
What about if you went out with me?
Yes, you're right.
Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog...
...who's open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales.
Okay, so you're saying I should go out with Leonard?
Not surprising.
You sound surprised.
There are a number of options and....
No, that would be under-reacting.
Okay, so here's the thing.
...and I walked over there and I fixed it.
- No. - Eh, why not?
You know, and then he just goes and has to humiliate me...
It is only by opening the box that you'll find out which it is.
Sheldon, what's the point?