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Do it!
- I'll prove it. - How?
[groans] Okay. I'll do it for you.
♪ System lagging Think we need a reboot ♪
Does this look like a man's nipple or a woman's nipple to you?
But you-- You didn't do anything to earn that.
♪ Let's pass the time just you and me ♪
♪ Sit back and watch the rain ♪
Jen. Why not?
[sighs]
I think my heart has just about stopped palpitating.
- [patron 1] Again. Do the first one. - [patron 2] I like that one.
Oh, that's a hard one. I wanna say armpit.
I dread to think what her pubes look like.
♪ That bitch is back ♪
I can feel you tracing.
[door closes]
Someone thought I was a Banksy.
No, really try this time.
- Why? - Because Jen's a terrible person.
Tell Carrie that I have bought loads of stuff for this flat.
[doorbell buzzing]
[Hannah gasps]
Yes, this one. Just keep it.
We should just start a club, just you and me.
[sniffs] I don't smell anything.
Oh! And we could get matching tattoos.
Why am I doing homework on the weekend? It can wait.
[laughing]
[Carrie sniffs]
Uh, Jen. But close enough.
♪ Over rewarded ♪
[Jen] What-- Do you mean DNA testing?
♪ It's a rocket in my pocket And I'm not gonna stop it ♪
[Jen] Oh, I feel so free.
Oh, good. You finished.
Just being crazy.
No, I don't know what could possibly have changed since then, Denise.
I wanted to, uh, say sorry.
♪ Surrounded by over rewarded And easily praised
Okay.
That's not easy to do.
[security guard] Hey.
- I'm pissing on the desk. - [laughs]
My hand slipped.