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- [chuckles] - [Jen] Mmm.
[song fades, ends]
It's that pitying look they give you when you tell them.
- Oh, yeah. Society! - Yeah.
But this is just a drawing of a dog in a hat.
They wanna talk about your trauma and your feelings.
Oh, my God!
I rescind it.
You're like me.
- Oh, my days! - Oh, yeah.
[Kash] Really?
[laughing]
Well, yeah, Florida.
What, like, make the club a little bigger?
♪ 'Cause I'm not bothered What? ♪
♪ We're heroes ♪
But it's just random. Like, it's all random.
I'm gonna fuck it up.
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
♪ 'Cause aren't you a good boy? ♪
- Jesus! - Come on. You're not recently divorced.
Right? I can do that. It's called a wig.
No.
Okay. Yeah.
Man's. It's got a hair on it.
[Seb on phone] Oh, holy crap! Yo, it's really-- Oh, holy crap. Yo, it's--
No, Kash, don't you--
I-I was stuck in that wall for 26 hours.
Right. The world owes us, Jen.
and she doesn't act like she's my mum.
Or what? What are they gonna do?
Guess who's a guilt-free man.
[Kash sighs]
[Ade] Twenty-six hours.
This is an assembling.
since the bashing.
So you're gonna shun her and never talk to her again? Okay.
Jen yelled at me this morning, and she wouldn't help me with my bloods.
"Firstly, I would like to extend my most sincere apologies
for putting you out of your misery.
I miss my boyfriend.
I accept your apology. Goodbye.
["GMF" playing]
I have been waiting my whole life for someone to say that to me.
Jizzlord, please ask Carrie what these little red dots are.
Gross.
♪ This is who I am ♪
[both chuckling]
and I hate it, and I think it's gonna ruin our relationship.