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[Seb on phone] Oh, holy crap! Yo, it's really-- Oh, holy crap. Yo, it's--
for putting you out of your misery.
So you're gonna shun her and never talk to her again? Okay.
Jen yelled at me this morning, and she wouldn't help me with my bloods.
since the bashing.
Well, yeah, Florida.
I have been waiting my whole life for someone to say that to me.
[song fades, ends]
I accept your apology. Goodbye.
I'm gonna fuck it up.
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
[laughing]
- Jesus! - Come on. You're not recently divorced.
Gross.
- [chuckles] - [Jen] Mmm.
They wanna talk about your trauma and your feelings.
Or what? What are they gonna do?
[Kash] Really?
♪ This is who I am ♪
[Ade] Twenty-six hours.
[Kash sighs]
and I hate it, and I think it's gonna ruin our relationship.
♪ 'Cause aren't you a good boy? ♪
♪ We're heroes ♪
I-I was stuck in that wall for 26 hours.
No, Kash, don't you--
This is an assembling.
Right? I can do that. It's called a wig.
I rescind it.
[both chuckling]
What, like, make the club a little bigger?
No.
["GMF" playing]
Okay. Yeah.
Right. The world owes us, Jen.
Man's. It's got a hair on it.
But it's just random. Like, it's all random.
Oh, my God!
- Oh, yeah. Society! - Yeah.
♪ 'Cause I'm not bothered What? ♪
- Oh, my days! - Oh, yeah.
It's that pitying look they give you when you tell them.
I miss my boyfriend.
and she doesn't act like she's my mum.
"Firstly, I would like to extend my most sincere apologies
Guess who's a guilt-free man.
But this is just a drawing of a dog in a hat.
You're like me.
Jizzlord, please ask Carrie what these little red dots are.