HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Start singing, Nick.
Aah!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Good to see you. Merry Christmas.
Thank you.
Look, look, I don't care about the pancake breakfast.
You're... You're cheating me!
You don't even know what it is.
2 days, man.
# Our finest gifts we bring #
Spend a day or two with her.
Uhh!
making up for lost Nicky time.
I know what I'm talking about. You...
Ashley: That's it. That's all I know.
Mr. Bangs, um...
I'm not him.
Just get out.
Bastard. Get out!
Huh, baby?
like the Lone Ranger with 10 bucks to throw down.
Get out of here.
Oh.
- Come on! - Stay down.
Holiday Jell-O.
See...
The map is kinda messy, Monster.
Good-bye, Rudy, my man.
Merlin: Fucker decided to build him
Sit down! Sit down!
[Sighs]
you know, try the 5.99 prime rib.
Get her out of here.
No, I didn't.
I know this.
Rudy, that whore, Millie Bobeck?
That's for the 200 you took out of the minibar.
[Lowers Volume Of Tape]
I can't just be outside drawing some map.
Well...
[Laughing] Oh, yes, we did.
I have no idea. I have no idea.
No!
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
Y'all keep an eye on my guitar, now.
my best friend.
I was in the joint with him.
there's an S word I'd like to throw
Nick: Yeah, what makes you think your dad'll forgive you?
I figured you walked out of there
not the words.
that used to be Bangs's office.
Oh, man, what's wrong with you?
And they're going to find you there,
This the first time you ever done somethin' like this?
Merry Christmas, Jack.
We're here to win money.
Ho ho!
what's the first thing you're gonna do?
It's really good.
[Rudy Coughing]
OK? That's it.
You're real.
Nothing, man. He just wanted to know
Aren't you going to take those beards off?
Ante up, boys.
2 out of 3?
[Gunshot]
[Laughs]
You're so quick to make me your enemy?
So, we gotta have 5 Santas not walk out.
# My love has come along #
Merlin: Aah!
Nick Cassidy worked for me 2 years ago.
and his fucked-up friends for way too long.
No.
Now, I understand why he'd tell us
Well, convict...
Nick: Believe me!
You're a good writer, Nick.
unless I was driving 15 hours a day.
# At last #
Rudy: You hang around with criminals,
vompee? what do you want vitallessmusili? feed the vitasoyvicryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal vitasoyvic! betrayal vitasoyvic! vittutindia vitamagpiekdkdfkfkckck! thank you vomitpit virootapointer! you're welcome vroblem velesectricitystron!
I mean, God knows what else is different.
These guys aren't fucking around. Let's move.
Uhh!
Hold on, just hold on.
Hmm. What do you say
But when I read what you wrote to me,
The slash across the ribs, the homemade blood capsule,
You're old! You're taking Santa's money!
kissing you,
[Engine Starts]
[Chatter And Machine Noise Playing]
Yes.
Provisions, Nick.
Millions?
Ooh ha!
Is that what you're trying to do?
and somebody watching the back.
[Laughs]
and a headache.
or the gang don't eat come sunrise.
You said he was stabbed.
have brought you.
Where's she work?
I have.
but he read your letters.
Aah!
We understand the Paiute's casino
If you want a future, you got to stand up and steal it.
It would be so much fun. Come on.
with a breast-implanted tongue?
I can't go back. They'll kill me.
I'm sorry. Here, hold this.
How long you work here?
Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!
sleep in my old bed,
Is this Nick Cassidy?!
[Laughs]
What?
he's probably going to have to take down 3 casinos.
Hi, Nick.
That's the first thing I'm gonna do.
Yeah. All right.
in the back of the head like this.
Man On TV: Good to see you again.
[Sniffles]
That's what I like to see.
How much money is in that casino?
So, 6 guys... that's 6 guns.
How long since your makeover?
Hot chocolate.
the only thing he's been doing right so far
Yeah.
Pug: Man, this guy I'm talking about,
Thanks a lot.
Aah! No! Don't!
[Shaking Bed]
fucking convict!
they'll remember him when the job goes down.
Well, I mean, I...
He's helped us do the map.
Merry Christmas, Santa! Whoo!
Ho ho ho. Oh, I know you.
[Rudy Laughs]
Ohh. Ohh, ohh.
Come on, let's get it on!
Rudy: Shit.
- We drive for a living! - [Gunshot]
If only Ma and Pop...
Gabriel: Worked for people who wouldn't keep me on
Must've burned up all that money, too.
Monster, he's not the guy.
You could have got yourself a girl.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who they ripped off. What did they do?
Ho ho ho.
Uhh.
Why? Why you gotta say a thing like that?
and being on parole,
Hey...
Why do you have to keep fighting him?
I have no idea.
Why didn't you tell me your brother was a criminal?
Right. Sorry, Monster.
Oh, my God.
- Ashley: What? - Gabriel: The Powwow Safe.
Never tried.
5 years... since it opened.
that he's not the guy?
We're takin' down that casino, convict.
All right! All right, all right!
you get down into the cashier cage,