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Ashley: That's it. That's all I know.
Nick Cassidy worked for me 2 years ago.
my best friend.
sleep in my old bed,
You could have got yourself a girl.
No!
Man On TV: Good to see you again.
and a headache.
Spend a day or two with her.
have brought you.
[Laughs]
Hey...
Where's she work?
fucking convict!
If only Ma and Pop...
and being on parole,
Merry Christmas, Santa! Whoo!
and somebody watching the back.
So, we gotta have 5 Santas not walk out.
Pug: Man, this guy I'm talking about,
Rudy: You hang around with criminals,
I'm sorry. Here, hold this.
Thank you.
Uhh.
Oh, my God.
I can't just be outside drawing some map.
All right! All right, all right!
Aah!
that he's not the guy?
he's probably going to have to take down 3 casinos.
5 years... since it opened.
kissing you,
Well...
Nothing, man. He just wanted to know
How long since your makeover?
but he read your letters.
Ooh ha!
I figured you walked out of there
with a breast-implanted tongue?
And they're going to find you there,
Ho ho ho.
the only thing he's been doing right so far
Merry Christmas, Jack.
Nick: Believe me!
Ohh. Ohh, ohh.
[Shaking Bed]
[Gunshot]
No, I didn't.
Well, I mean, I...
in the back of the head like this.
Millions?
[Chatter And Machine Noise Playing]
I have.
Get out of here.
like the Lone Ranger with 10 bucks to throw down.
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
I can't go back. They'll kill me.
2 days, man.
OK? That's it.
Ho ho ho. Oh, I know you.
not the words.
Aren't you going to take those beards off?
It's really good.
So, 6 guys... that's 6 guns.
Gabriel: Worked for people who wouldn't keep me on
I was in the joint with him.
[Laughs]
Oh, man, what's wrong with you?
What?
We're takin' down that casino, convict.
Aah!
Hot chocolate.
Ho ho!
there's an S word I'd like to throw
The map is kinda messy, Monster.
Hold on, just hold on.
Oh.
Good-bye, Rudy, my man.
Hi, Nick.
Uhh!
Holiday Jell-O.
Nick: Yeah, what makes you think your dad'll forgive you?
Just get out.
- Ashley: What? - Gabriel: The Powwow Safe.
You're... You're cheating me!
they'll remember him when the job goes down.
Right. Sorry, Monster.
You don't even know what it is.
The slash across the ribs, the homemade blood capsule,
Uhh!
Is that what you're trying to do?
It would be so much fun. Come on.
Thanks a lot.
[Rudy Coughing]
vompee? what do you want vitallessmusili? feed the vitasoyvicryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal vitasoyvic! betrayal vitasoyvic! vittutindia vitamagpiekdkdfkfkckck! thank you vomitpit virootapointer! you're welcome vroblem velesectricitystron!
Sit down! Sit down!
[Sighs]
I know this.
Merlin: Aah!
[Sniffles]
and his fucked-up friends for way too long.
Hmm. What do you say
Is this Nick Cassidy?!
How much money is in that casino?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
or the gang don't eat come sunrise.
These guys aren't fucking around. Let's move.
Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!
Why didn't you tell me your brother was a criminal?
Yeah.
# At last #
[Laughs]
that used to be Bangs's office.
That's for the 200 you took out of the minibar.
We're here to win money.
you know, try the 5.99 prime rib.
But when I read what you wrote to me,
Y'all keep an eye on my guitar, now.
Get her out of here.
Yes.
unless I was driving 15 hours a day.
[Laughing] Oh, yes, we did.
# Our finest gifts we bring #
Rudy, that whore, Millie Bobeck?
You're a good writer, Nick.
He's helped us do the map.
Huh, baby?
Start singing, Nick.
Who they ripped off. What did they do?
Aah! No! Don't!
- Come on! - Stay down.
making up for lost Nicky time.
See...
you get down into the cashier cage,
Look, look, I don't care about the pancake breakfast.
We understand the Paiute's casino
Why? Why you gotta say a thing like that?
[Lowers Volume Of Tape]
You're so quick to make me your enemy?
# My love has come along #
Bastard. Get out!
That's what I like to see.
Mr. Bangs, um...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
That's the first thing I'm gonna do.
Ante up, boys.
I'm not him.
I have no idea. I have no idea.
I mean, God knows what else is different.
[Engine Starts]
Come on, let's get it on!
2 out of 3?
How long you work here?
Never tried.
Must've burned up all that money, too.
Why do you have to keep fighting him?
If you want a future, you got to stand up and steal it.
Good to see you. Merry Christmas.
You're old! You're taking Santa's money!
Provisions, Nick.
Now, I understand why he'd tell us
I know what I'm talking about. You...
Merlin: Fucker decided to build him
Well, convict...
You're real.
Rudy: Shit.
what's the first thing you're gonna do?
[Rudy Laughs]
You said he was stabbed.
Yeah. All right.
No.
Monster, he's not the guy.
- We drive for a living! - [Gunshot]
I have no idea.
This the first time you ever done somethin' like this?