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# But the fire is so delightful #
Bro, I'm fucked.
All right.
- Get up. - Please.
[Laughs]
Jack Bangs. He was always talking about
Ashley: you go chasing his girlfriend?
Ashley: No, you promised me.
Aah!
I was walking into heartache.
Shut the fuck up!
OK.
No boyfriend of mine is gonna walk around
Rudy: Uh, the door's accessed by a keypad.
Nothing.
Then tell me something, Nick.
Snow.
Man: Hey, hey! Come back here!
State of Michigan, anyway.
Gabriel: You what?
Whoever she is.
Ash?
She sounds pretty mature for 25.
Is this him?
Huh?
# Everywhere we go #
I'm going to give you a chance.
The money is in the car.
Aah!
Not Nick Cassidy.
Look, man, get the fuck out of here!
Gabriel: Hey...
Say it with car keys.
Nick: I just wanted to be the boss of somethin', ya know?
Why not?
You don't know him.
into the conversation here,
Woman: Did you keep going?
are not bringing in any new revenues.
rolling out the red carpet for me.
Who's in prison now?
Gabriel: Hey.
Do that again.
Shut up!
Rudy: Son of a bitch!
Relax.
You saved me.
Get your own room, Ashley.
What's her greatest fear?
[Indistinct Speech Over P.A.]
Nick: No, Ashley, I'm gonna be there.
They must've given the place a makeover.
TV: It's the only time
You want to get to the security,
I'm gonna tell them not to bother us
He thinks I'm the reason he ended up in solitary.
He was supposed to stab me in the yard later that day,
the more his help's for real.
Get your hands off me.
Oh, God.
and some pumpkin fucking spice
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
[Rudy Laughs]
Oh, God!
Save-Away.
and then from the security,
[Machine Gun Fire In Casino]
so while we're inhaling London broil and lobster bisque,
Gabriel: He was trying to stop me.
Couple of rum and Cokes, please.
Save it, Bam-Bam.
Gabriel: He'd rather die
and I can't help you, because I'm not him!
I haven't gambled in forever.
[Rudy Groans]
[Coughing]
and I can tell you if I can work with this map
Inmate: Shut the fuck up!
When it gets long, it's really curly,
you just gimme a holler, huh?
They just wanted to get inside.
You want to hear about some job of mine,
Ashley: Gabriel, no!
I got a wife and family.
You just hit from my cards.
You're going to be spending Christmas
Rudy: OK? And you do that
Bangs: There you go.
Take a look.
Boy: Mom.
Jumpy.
[Gasps]
The search intensified...
- Uhh. - Oh, God.
Damn.
That's the way it goes. Ha!
Turn off the fucking alarm!
Uhh!
Isn't this what you wanted him for?
Ashley: Areas of expertise?
What you want to do, um...
this is the guy you've been waitin' for.
I'm paying 10 times odds on craps,
some stranger at the bottom of a ravine
And look at that, Grandpa.
Ashley: He's manpower.
God, I have been dreaming about that smile...
Ashley: If that makes me a liar...
Nick: And she...
She'd just have to convince them
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
Get down there!
counting cards, getting piss-drunk,
I would've never ended up here.
Uhh. Uhh.
So...
I don't know about that.
His face fell off. Take this.
Yeah, I figured. I figured.
I'm no threat without a gun.
You gave them the confidence
Oh, yeah, but you knew what he wanted, right?
Maybe you, um...
# I've got a girl... #
Did you think I was serious about her, man?
Yeah. She's gonna be out there, man.
Just so you know...
p-points to make.
Nick...
I said he died.
and you, my friend,
Ashley: Gabriel, you promised.
with the birthday boy himself.
Jack, is there a union for department store Santas?
Yeah.
have leftovers for about 6 months,
Hey, listen. Listen, now,
Guard: Hey, Zook! Sit the fuck down!
All right, what do you want to know?