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[Laughs]
Then tell me something, Nick.
Ashley: you go chasing his girlfriend?
Shut the fuck up!
I said he died.
All right.
Huh?
Gabriel: Hey.
Inmate: Shut the fuck up!
All right, what do you want to know?
you just gimme a holler, huh?
Isn't this what you wanted him for?
- Get up. - Please.
Aah!
She'd just have to convince them
She sounds pretty mature for 25.
God, I have been dreaming about that smile...
Look, man, get the fuck out of here!
You saved me.
You don't know him.
Man: Hey, hey! Come back here!
I don't know about that.
The search intensified...
They just wanted to get inside.
Maybe you, um...
Damn.
Save-Away.
so while we're inhaling London broil and lobster bisque,
Get your own room, Ashley.
Snow.
# But the fire is so delightful #
You're going to be spending Christmas
That's the way it goes. Ha!
Oh, God.
What you want to do, um...
Jack Bangs. He was always talking about
and I can't help you, because I'm not him!
Oh, yeah, but you knew what he wanted, right?
OK.
Nothing.
I'm paying 10 times odds on craps,
Nick: No, Ashley, I'm gonna be there.
I got a wife and family.
Gabriel: Hey...
You want to get to the security,
and some pumpkin fucking spice
State of Michigan, anyway.
Yeah, I figured. I figured.
Aah!
Gabriel: He'd rather die
I was walking into heartache.
I would've never ended up here.
# I've got a girl... #
Gabriel: He was trying to stop me.
What's her greatest fear?
Nick: And she...
some stranger at the bottom of a ravine
Uhh!
have leftovers for about 6 months,
and I can tell you if I can work with this map
You just hit from my cards.
Nick: I just wanted to be the boss of somethin', ya know?
Who's in prison now?
with the birthday boy himself.
Guard: Hey, Zook! Sit the fuck down!
Yeah. She's gonna be out there, man.
- Uhh. - Oh, God.
Jumpy.
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
and you, my friend,
Is this him?
Couple of rum and Cokes, please.
Rudy: Son of a bitch!
Gabriel: You what?
Ashley: Areas of expertise?
Oh, God!
[Rudy Groans]
this is the guy you've been waitin' for.
The money is in the car.
You gave them the confidence
Woman: Did you keep going?
And look at that, Grandpa.
into the conversation here,
Get your hands off me.
Not Nick Cassidy.
Why not?
When it gets long, it's really curly,
Bro, I'm fucked.
Nick...
No boyfriend of mine is gonna walk around
# Everywhere we go #
[Rudy Laughs]
Get down there!
Ashley: He's manpower.
Turn off the fucking alarm!
I'm gonna tell them not to bother us
Ashley: If that makes me a liar...
and then from the security,
p-points to make.
I'm no threat without a gun.
Say it with car keys.
Bangs: There you go.
Relax.
Ashley: Gabriel, no!
You want to hear about some job of mine,
Rudy: Uh, the door's accessed by a keypad.
Uhh. Uhh.
They must've given the place a makeover.
[Machine Gun Fire In Casino]
He was supposed to stab me in the yard later that day,
Hey, listen. Listen, now,
[Gasps]
I'm going to give you a chance.
Just so you know...
[Coughing]
Jack, is there a union for department store Santas?
[Indistinct Speech Over P.A.]
are not bringing in any new revenues.
Take a look.
Yeah.
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
rolling out the red carpet for me.
the more his help's for real.
Ash?
Shut up!
Rudy: OK? And you do that
His face fell off. Take this.
Ashley: No, you promised me.
counting cards, getting piss-drunk,
Did you think I was serious about her, man?
Do that again.
Ashley: Gabriel, you promised.
Save it, Bam-Bam.
Whoever she is.
I haven't gambled in forever.
Boy: Mom.
TV: It's the only time
So...
He thinks I'm the reason he ended up in solitary.