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[Music Playing Faintly]
He thought I was some gambler.
he helped me with some of the, you know,
is what they want.
A security guard named Nick Cassidy?
Uhh.
I'm going to need some money.
[Kisses]
Maybe a night or two?
You land closer, you get Ashley.
5 Santas walked into that Tomahawk, Rudy.
Gabriel: All right.
Woman: Come on.
[Imitating Guitar Solo]
I was just trying to stop him,
Dealer: Dealer has 18.
A part of them?
Well, now, look at what Santa's dwarves
What do you know? Good old Rudy came through.
Well, after our little holiday hideaway,
Girl On TV: Nice to see you.
I could really go for some onion rings.
You could've run, but you didn't.
Rudy: Ahh.
Have people working for me.
They just... They drive guns.
[Mutters]
[Merlin Locks Door]
Because I do not deserve
Aw, it was all you. [Laughs]
Rudy: I don't feel bad for you.
I want...
eat leftovers for about 6 months.
you know, I thought maybe
Make me a sandwich bitch
but why would he tell her
You can either get me in there,
Forget about him and get the money!
A little gift for us in the Powwow Safe, huh?
Yeah, but I... you already got me all this stuff.
Who I am, inside.
If I hadn't been rolling her,
Uhh!
was planned out the day I read your letters.
He's stalling us! There's no safe!
I thought we had a few more days.
So you could get down her chimney?
Get away from the desk!
Gabriel, he wants to help now.
Are you with me here, boys?
you know... family problems?
Gabriel: Yeah. The buffet was over here.
OK.
so that we can know about it,
Aah!
you know, you can't just send me in there
Nick: I was gonna kill her!
you'd better do it just the way Monster planned,
Jack Bangs is the name.
Ever since you been goin' to night school,
Whichever one hits closest to the bull's-eye
Drop them!
no plan ever went down
Uhh!
You folks need some help?
Aw, yeah. I could use one.
I could've put the gun in my mouth
Nick, are you all right?
All right, look...
Hell of a job.
But what you got to figure out, then,
Come on, hurry up.
he was telling her he's not the guy,
Or I'm back in prison for the rest of my life,
when it happens.
It's just a roach, Zook.
[Giggling, Moaning]
Gabriel: Get them out of there!
Guard: And stop!
We're going to get to the Powwow Safe.
Guard: Back, back, back! Get your hands up!
Mr. Bangs,
Hey, sweetheart, how you doing?
[Gunshot]
if we're helping them with the robbery,
he'd...
Stay the hell away from me.
[Person Whistling Silver Bells]
Shut up!
Tomorrow's Christmas eve, my love.
[Laughs]
Can I ask you something?
Uhh!
I'm just a farmer.
# But if you really hold me tight #
Aah!
All that gets me through the day
I understand you're unhappy.
Uh, ahem. All right.
Ok ok ok
and for the rivers to roil
My pen pal fucks me over.
# A gift to give a king #
Aah!
I'm gonna be there.
Ashley: You said he was stabbed,
[Ashley Grunting]
Put him in the truck.
So, we gotta have 5 Santas not walk out.
Uhh!
# I feel like running wild #
Shut up.
[Jingle Bells Playing]
ahem. That's Mike.
gets what he wants.
What'd they call her in college?
Say somethin'.
You think he's just going to let me walk?
What's this? What's this?
Uhh.
the whole car was burning like a comet.
You Ashley?
But I cannot give you Las Vegas profits
I can't go back to Vegas.
A man of some travels.
Look, man, you don't know me.
So...
Now, we cased the place. We saw it.
Rudy, help me!
You're like a wanderer
Guard! Jesus, guard!
You want it? Let's go!
I owe you a drink.
There is no other table.
I used to work up at this casino,
Look, you want to know about money, right?
# Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum #
Rudy: Jesus Christ.
# Are over #
and welcome to it, you dumb fucks!
[Laughs] Ain't that your thing?
Gabriel: Baby, I know that.
They'd be looking for Ashley Mercer.