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Aqui, mira.
Millions, probably.
What the fuck did you do to him?
You saved me.
Powwow Safe.
And I am stronger than him now...
I've made my list, and I've checked it twice,
[Gunshots]
you never would have found true love.
He didn't know me, man!
Nick the Trick.
Write me. Ha ha ha.
I think we deserve a present.
Ahh! Ahh!
2 days, man. Come on.
You're going where they went.
How are you gentlemen doing tonight?
You... You think he's not going to take this out on me, Nick?
He's done what we need.
Yeah. You hadn't cracked that guy's head open,
Rudy!
I'm surprised you never escaped from the Mountain.
This... This isn't the Tomahawk.
Millie: 5 Santas walked into that Tomahawk, Rudy.
Don't get 50 channels in the Mountain.
You don't know what he's capable of.
Happy holidays.
gotta have 5(hundred thousand)
Rudy: I mean, where... What's this?
[Crack]
[Sniffles]
My plans to escape never worked,
Merry Christmas, Rudy.
What does the tribe want?
so...
Nick doesn't do anything
I'll tell you all about that once we're on the road.
Hey, I say, you need some help?
It was on my credit card!
And that safe had all the money
made it halfway to Canada
who could show them a sure thing.
My love.
a big element.
# A gift to give... #
You need a little guidance.
Merlin: Drop them!
Nick: Goes for the easy money,
I got a toy for you.
Shit.
Well... me and her, we got a connection.
Man On TV: Christmases like these.
I was scared you'd see me,
Let me see.
And all through the house,
This is my life, too, you know.
You know how I feel about my brother.
Inmate: Eat this, cocksucker!
You want me to scream? I'll fucking scream.
[Whistling Silver Bells]
sit down for Christmas dinner,
in the gelatin!
P.A.: Attention, shoppers...
Now, you got 2 choices...
I can't go back to Vegas.
# That's what Christmas means to me, my love #
Dean Martin: # Oh, the weather outside is frightful #
I did my time.
and you would've stayed on it.
They want their roads paved with gold
Aw, fuck.
Oh.
Ahh. Ahh.
i love you charlize
What did you really want?
Aah!
Ahh!
and you were gonna take one look at me
Whoo! Baby, am I good at slots.
Monsters...
with some useful knowledge
I don't like you!
Where is he?
There's no future for people like you and me, Nick.
Aah!
Gabriel, he didn't know it was me.
He worked at a casino.
Powwow Safe?
Stay out of it, Rudy! Stay out of it!
You're my Christmas.
The S word.
Rudy: picture that you had in your mind.
No, man, I just shared his cell.
top text xd
Now, that's the spirit.
Jesus Christ, what do you wanna know?!
So we're going to have a little contest.
All right, fellas, in?
Rudy: About the casino! About the Tomahawk!
It was that or a ballerina.
I thought you said you had curly hair.
Don't play no reindeer games with me.
No, Nick.
Oh! Ow! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! whoa uh um ooh oohh ohh [yellsing] [screamsing]
is how you're going to get up to that security level
You know what? I'll meet you in the bar.
I can't... I can't move back to Las Vegas.
[Children Talking On TV]
Who's slamming doors?
P.A.: Pop gate 3.
I don't think they've robbed anywhere before.
That's for the hundred bucks worth of pay-per-view.
Jumpy: Aah!
[Whistling]
That's upstairs.
Ohh.
Rudy: I never said how.
It's time to start talking...
We can have it all if you just...
# Rum-pa-pa-pum #
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Aah!
Uhh!
You would've gotten on that bus,
I think I liked you better when you were in prison.
Why?
to further stimulate growth.
No. No, no, no.
Well, shit, you should've at least gotten that.
Man, they got a shitload of cookies.
Nothing.
because I did hear sometimes these girls send pictures
Man On TV: Kind, charitable.
Gabriel, he won't remember us! Don't do it!
Ahh.
and as long as you're naughty, it's gonna be nice.