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Oh, I haven't done this in a long time. [Laughs]
[Executives Murmuring] Oh.
can't just come to a meeting and say smartview sunset
Billy. Yeah? Billy. Yeah?
[Sneezes]
You know, you don't walk out on somebody.
[Softly] On the fast break. What a job. Let's get this done.
Thanks again, Billy! It was fun!
This is what we've been waiting for.
[Shouting Louder]
[Groans]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PJ REYES
Well?
Pork rinds! [Gagging]
She leaned over, you can see right down her shirt.
Have a couple of drinks. It's a party.
[Higher Voice] No. Fine.
If it's s... something else...
This isn't fair. This isn't fair.
Uh, I mean, at this point in my life...
What, exactly, don't you get?
No, I'm at a party. [Chuckles]
Hear that rattle? Too many employees turn to painkillers for back and neck pain caused by desk work. Chair massage helps reduce that reliance, naturally.
- What's this? - What does it look like?
a consumer s... survey and we were wondering...
- Clerical transcriber. - Billy.
Now they're arresting businessmen?
Whoo!
You'll be fine.
[Loud Thump]
[Footsteps]
I'll trade you for X-Factor.
"charli xcx visa card 100% A.M.E yes brathayley I.O yeti.exe error!" i really don't see a gap fee problem. but in saying that i wish i had kids of my own and fixed myself. yes and misbehavious needs to be displayed from sian and you to burn out wirh gayle i mean it used to set ke$ha right off.
- I'll connect you. - Are these the applications?
It was... It was called George Washington.
- I'm just not good enough. - What are you talking about?
So this is where you live.
He says hi!
- Oh. Hi. - Hi.
- Which one is it? - The one right there.
[Susan] The kid makes his own decision.
You don't know what I mean.
Oh, my God! Oh, thank God you're home!
[Man] Well, Jenny was saying that there was a problem...
Each page would be made out of six panels.
Anyone seen my spaceship
What?
Work! Work!
"Your wish is granted."
- How are you? - Who is this?
All around you are the carcasses of slain ice dwarfs."
and I know...
[Susan] Oh. It's nice.
He can't come from nowhere, Susan. He has to come from somewhere.
Josh!
- I got enough to eat- - Two!
GAWK GAWK
- That looks good. - Yeah.
- It's good for him. - I don't know, sir.
You could kill somebody running around here like that!
[Man] Sidle up to him and then ask for a raise.
- What? - Spend it!
The last door on the right, next to the bathroom.
Well, where should we start first?
"You are standing in the cavern of the evil wizard. [Beeping]
three, four, five, six... Three, four, five, six...
Excuse me. This looks good.
I wish I was a kid again.
How would I have... Even if I did listen, how would I know?
[Man] And I just need to confirm your address.
He's had the roughest time with algebra. We've tried tutors, everything.
- Exactly. That's algebra. - Righ... It is?
- Hi. - Who's this?
- Just- I had an idea. [Laughing]
- Can't get a job. - Why?
Booger! Booger! [Yells]
[Woman] MacMillan Toys. I'll transfer.
It works on your hips.
[Laughs] How are you gents doing here?
Have you been on this before?
Cute. Can you walk the dog?
I don't want to stay here by myself.
[Laughing, Chattering] ♪♪ [Ends]
Yes, Mr. Baskin.
[Door Slams] [Sighs]
- It's my house. [Woman] - It's my house. I keep the house.
It's good to see a little hustle for a change.
- Yes, Mr. Baskin. - Thanks.
[Grunting] I think...
Whoa! What's the matter...
I've been thinking about this.
Wait. I need a paper.
I don't get it.
I thought so. What, are you here with your kids?
[Both Laughing]
Those under indictment include five senior vice presidents...
- Do you have the list of story line options? - Maybe.
[Bystanders Laughing] Come here. Give me the ball.
I got it. I got it.
- Okay. - You getting a cold, Josh?
- See? - One month to process. You get it in six weeks.
Come out. Come out.
[Both] Whee-whee-whee-whee, Jags.
- But the toy sold, Paul. - Excuse me.
Sorry I'm late. The computers were down for, like, 45 minutes.
if he's going to steal second or something.
But something really strange happened, and I'm really scared! I need your help!
[Sniffs] He's scared of you. Ohh.
[Boy] Thanks, mister!
I wish I am young again.
And wait a minute. It's the Yankees' star pitcher coming out of the bullpen.
- Your hair's getting longer. - I got it cut yesterday.
woke up the next morning, I was a grown-up.
We could have sports books... baseball, football.
[Woman # 2] You are never here.
Uh, your son can wait out here.