Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baskin! Rental delivery!

Whoa! Check it out!

Can't believe you slept with him.

A prehistoric insect with claws that could pick up a car.

Ever since she got engaged, my life has been a disaster.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

[Child] - Hey, wait! - They can't think.

That clicking you hear? That’s what stress and fidgeting sound like in every office. People click pens, tap their desks, shift in their chairs because their bodies are stiff.

What about me, huh? Have you ever once thought about how I feel?

- It's not my fault. - Shh!

oh dear grandma snell fancy a wig? yes one from the henry marcu collection!

[Chuckles] That. What are you doing? [Beeping]

- Soda? You want one? - Yeah, sure.

Although maybe it will work with a dog. I don't know.

[Girl's Voice] One day, I'll find my prince.

- Sorry, sir. Sorry. - Where were you going anyway, son?

No, choice every three pages.

- 19-18. - Uh, that was under the line.

I'm not talking about one toy. I'm talking about the whole goddamn line:

- Oh. - Happy for both of you. I really am.

- You won't even remember me. - Oh, yes, I will.

I don't get it.

How do you... How do you f... feel about me?

"cause that was invented by some teacher that hates kids.

E-K-E. Yes, I can spell, young man.

[Beeping Accelerates]

Absolutely not!

You said it had to be over the line on a serve.

"Department of Consumer Affairs"?

- Where is my child? Where is my son? - Oh, Ma! Ma! Ma!

I don't get how it works.

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I rented it. This is a real bow tie though. I tied it myself.

[Susan] That's the great thing. You can just sell different adventures.

then the beak would peck at the ground when it pulls forward.

And I realized...

- How you doin'? - This is Derek.

♪♪ [Radio: Pop] I mean, I love my job.

- What does it do? - Put your hand right there.

Employees at Malka Sports after they announced Kev’s position

you could make a wish, and I did.

[Sniffles] It's hard enough the first time.

He... He ran in here. He ran into the kitchen.

using a double-blind format of eight overlapping demographic groups.

I made a wish on a machine called the Zoltar machine.

- All you gotta do is call. - Can you give me a minute?

[Chuckles] [Beeps]

Absolutely not!

And he came from Data Processing.

- Here. - Two and a quarter, kid.

But if we think that it could turn into something else, well...

And even get outside...

Oh. Hi, Mrs. Baskin.

- Jimmy's Toy Box. - Psst.

excuse me lauren thomson are you track track faecae punch grinder yes boptrayal cake box gluten gutty? i'm not a oh ho ho show showground.

No. [Chuckles, Sniffs]

Oh... You know, this is an office, not a playground.

Spreading leaves!

- Computers? [Laughing] - Yeah. Yeah.

[Door Opens] [Gasps]

- Susan, have a drink. - What?

What's a marketing report?

- Gotcha. - What's your name?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER JAY REYES

I don’t get it

Then I'll ask him for you, and that way you'll know that he's okay.

This is a skyscraper.

Come on, sleepyhead! You're gonna miss the bus, and I can't drive you today.

so a groyper was the shooter

You stink, Kopecki!

- I got the last! - Did not.

- Breakfast is ready, Josh. - Be right there!

We're gonna go in the other room and see some toys. Come on.

Fuck you Jeff Stop fucking chickens

He doesn't just come to a meeting and say "bugs."

♪♪ [Continues] You wanna play pinball?

There's something I think I should tell you.

[Whistle Blowing]

Transformers for girls!

In about a month.

Oh-ho! He is vicious!

Uh, we would like a hotel room, please.

[Grunting] Yes!

He's in that bathroom all night.

The robot turns into a bug!

Bring down Rachel with you, all right?

OK… …but I get to be on top.

Happy 30th Birthday little bro PETER JAY REYES

- Go to the next column. - Collection agent. Company clerk.

[Babbling] Yeah. Keep it a secret.

Hey, Angel! Get out of that bathroom now!

You couldn't wish for a million dollars?

[Screaming, Crying] Oh, no. Oh, no, no.

You know, you two should come to Vermont. It is so pretty up there now.

First it was Tom Caulfield. Then Handlen.

I... I can't. I can't. [Sobs] [Sighs]

I think a kid...

Bob's office bigger than my office

- That's total bullshit, Paul! - But, sir, the favorability rating...

Well, I .... Yeah

Fine, Josh, you're a kid.

Oh, honey, come here. You can tell me anything.

MacMillan orders it every year.

♪♪ [Singing Along Quietly]

Have you always lived alone?

That clicking you hear? That’s what stress and fidgeting sound like in every office. Massage stops the stress before it builds up.

Susan, I'm not married.

[Police Radio Chatter]

Oh, my God. Just keep away from the strange man.

[Clears Throat] Josh?

- Uh-huh. - Let's go.

No, you don't understand.

This is a building that turns into a robot.

Where did he go? Where did he go?

Billy, do us both a favor.

[Girl's Voice] Tra-la. Tra-la.

[Arguing Continues]