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We're having a blast.
You remember that family trip we took,
You were fighting, so you proposed to her
♪♪
No. No. I can't be late. I can't be late. Not today.
tell her the truth, and there's a chance.
No. I want to do a reversed saphenous vein graft.
Superficial laceration.
Okay? I was gonna tell her about Felicia.
You'd have been dead in under a month!
And why? Because you like the beach?!
Welcome home. Oh.
♪ Spare them on somebody who never planned to see ♪
I want you to tell me about your neighborhood, your family, job, kids.
My beach plan makes me happy.
[ Chuckles ] Stop being ridiculous.
And, for the record,
Major Diamond.
Yeah, right? It's almost like I know how to do my job.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. How could I forget?
I-I just figured it'd be nice to talk,
♪ And leaves because it must evaporate ♪
We find peace.
[ Applause ]
[ Sobbing, laughing ]
You had me terrified.
Ask me, you dodged a bullet.
Yeah, I know.
No! Get out! Stop it!
On the other hand...
It was just -- just wrong. And I'm sorry.
And people forgive.
We're gonna do everything we can.
This is so humiliating.
Megan: Incoming! Aah!
You can't just run off like that.
a diamond would pop out.
We'll see. Scissors.
Amelia: [ Echoing ] Owen. Owen.
Okay. Save it. The colonel's coming. Where the hell is Riggs?
is a moment worth having,
[Laughing] And he just, like, pulled over.
Well, she thinks you tanked her strat. She's mad.
Yeah. Well...
Anal-retentive. High-strung.
[ Light laughter ]
Hey, will you give Nate the phone?
Well, you're gonna have to do better.
[ Cellphone vibrating ]
Excuse me.
[ Both laugh ]
Hey, hey, I got it. Here. Get out of the way.
And that might mean that you're gonna have to break up
Stop this. No.
Oh, my God! Give it a rest!
Well, they told me -- sharp, clear, focused.
Yeah.
[ Gasps ] [ Phone clicks ]
You know, I just thought you'd want a ring-toss rematch,
Excuse me. I need this one. I'm not sure what you call it.
As in if I don't get ranked number one,
Talon 1, copy that.
was promised move-in ready.
[ Sighs ]
You don't know what you're talking about!
And, for the record, I came up with it.
No. Look. Felicia's not --
Maybe join the band, you know? You can play sports.
Yeah, well, she loses everything that's not tied to her, so...
Not a ring?
♪♪
I want that for you. I want to see you happy.