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Can you keep a secret?
♪ My girl, my girl, my girl ♪
Ah. [chuckles]
[playing "What a Wonderful World" on piano]
Flex
Listen, I know we haven't had enough time to connect,
So I suggest that when you get down there, you take the top bunk.
Have a muffin.
No, it's Cornish game hen.
You can't see her.
Thanks. That was fun.
Oh, you look nice, sir.
I will have an egg salad sandwich on your way out.
Mark, don't do this.
Dr. Chandreshekar, you said?
[with accent] "You send one of mine to the hospital,
Let's think of something real together.
Is there any way to physically photograph the Pegasus without being recorded?
investigating some treason,
[typing]
Huh?
No, that has nothing to do with the investigation.
I'm not trying to say all the blood of a baby.
[Brad continues laughing]
Okay, all right. Let's think of a gift. Together. As a team.
Wait, weren't you watching him for, like, two years?
What? No.
'Cause I can Photoshop it. Not a problem.
or else it's gonna be yours. Get it?
I knew it was something.
I'm aware of the optics. Thanks.
Your accent says "dumb state," and I was going alphabetically.
Thank you so much for this. And do you need a picture?
Thanks, Brad.
Oh, some dipshit gave the Pegasus to India.
It happens.
Thank you. We're done.
I am so sorry, Adrian.
-And I appoint heads of federal agencies." -Holy shit. You're terrible at this.
Am I? Yeah. Yeah. Strange. I--
It is POTUS's birthday,
Guess we had a little connection.
-[laughing] "LOL." -Okay.
You set it up for me.
Okay. Don't encourage.
I'm looking to send some encrypted emails. Do you know how to do that?
Wow, this is, uh...
I'm lactose intolerant, but thank you.
Brad, have you ever seen or done anything suspicious on base?
-Sorry about this. -No, no. [clears throat]
Well, no, I wouldn't do that because, as I said, it's purely personal.
I did not mean to embarrass you.